Recent reviews by The altered one

Olympus! I accept this sequel!

No, by all means take it

In the name of Olympus! I recommend this god-like rogue-like!

When you'll complete this game for the first time, you'll enjoy the puzzles, art and sound design, atmosphere as a whole.
When you'll complete this game for the second time, you'll start to understand it's lore.
When you'll see the secret ending of this game, you'll cry...

What a CAR-azy experience...

The funniest 7 hour-gameplay, world-saving, puzzle-solving, yelling-at-friend-for-not-opening-the-door, Spy-related game ever. Definitely worth it

Monke Is Pops Da Bloon

-Have you ever wondered: "How it feels to be an Evil Genius?" Well, this game gives you an opportunity to try it! Of course you'll never be better than the greatest, strongest, smartest, richest, most beautiful, most intelligent, most gentle..
-Boss! All our generators are destroyed! The Forces of Justice are at our doors! I think we should..
-I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU THINK! HOW DARE YOU GET INTO MY INNER SANCTUM! I AM THE MAXIMILIAN, I AM YOUR BOSS, AND YOU DISSAPOINTED ME! "Points the golden gun at minion"
-No, Boss! Please! Listen to me! The Forces!.. "Minion gets transformed into a golden statue"
-Agh! Ha! Ha! ... So, where was I? Oh, right.. Ghm.. most intelligent, most gentle Maximilian! But, of course you can try... Hm... Yeah.. GOOD LUCK... Muahahahahaha!

This is the most golfing golf-related game in the golf history of golf! But seriously, there are some LEGENDARY games that create history of videogames (Like: Portal 2, PVZ, TF2 and so on...) and this beautiful game is one of them! I "hate" AND love golf!

"Why would I play this game?" you ask. Here's the answer. This game keep getting better and better every update! When I started this game for the first time I thought "This is it, the game I'll love!". This game has interesting gameplay, unusual mechanics, funny story/plot. I had some issues with FPS (Simply because I have laptop, not PC), but now, thanks to the updates, this game has become truly amazing! I love EMBR!