We are lurking on every corner, watching humans, ready to make our move.
We let you sit on us, but now we will sit on humans.
You will quiver in fear as we cramp your buttcheeks
So at this point, you're still wondering, Is this true? Is it possible?
But in the end, there is always a hero who rescue the day, so why even bother
Nah, what is this crap? Sounds like it came out from a child's movie.
Well...what can i say? I ain't no grammy award winning director
But...uh you get the point. Thanks for listening to my TED talk.
Rated by my mom, 11/10, best story teller ever, she said i was special


I'm not from IKEA, but on sale on Ebay for 0.99 cents
Condition : Bad but buy me you won't regret it, IMAGINE THIS, i'm a chair who can talk, what more could you possibly want?


I was made in IKEA. i cri evritim
Now you know my secret, i'll just have to take over the world, sorry .
United i stand with tables.
So, you're still here reading my profile? Well then...Have a nice day.

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