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4 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
13.7 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
The destruction of Alderaan was completely justified, and I hope it happens again.

Kill rebel scum. Behead rebel scum. Roundhouse kick a rebel into the concrete. Slam dunk a rebel baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy rebel scum. Defecate in a rebels food. Launch rebel scum into the sun. Stir fry rebel scum in a wok. Toss rebel scum into active volcanoes. Urinate into a rebels gas tank. Judo throw rebel scum into a wood chipper. Twist rebel scum heads off. Report rebel scum to the IRS. Karate chop rebel scum in half. Curb stomp pregnant rebel scum. Trap rebel scum in quicksand. Crush rebel scum in the trash compactor. Liquefy rebel scum in a vat of acid. Eat rebel scum. Dissect rebel scum. Exterminate rebel scum in the gas chamber. Stomp rebel scum skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate rebel scum in the oven. Lobotomize rebel scum. Mandatory abortions for rebel scum. Grind rebel scum fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown rebel scum in fried chicken grease. Vaporize rebel scum with a ray gun. Kick old rebel scum down the stairs. Feed rebel scum to alligators. Slice rebel scum with a katana.

I hate the rebel alliance so much is unreal. God bless.
Posted February 6.
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2 people found this review helpful
14.4 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
Oh yeah, latin america gamer time.
Posted February 17, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
34.4 hrs on record (28.6 hrs at review time)
I just discovered that you can cast magic without the golden armor.
Posted February 14, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
7.9 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
Haha, Touhou, yes...
Posted September 30, 2021.
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25.9 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
BA'ASTETHICS
Posted February 13, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
7.0 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Oh yes, big brain time.
Posted February 9, 2021.
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3,268.3 hrs on record (902.2 hrs at review time)
so balanced, so historically accurate.

For those who complain about the eternal loop in this game: I would exchange my porn addiction for war thunder addiction any day.

Posted January 28, 2021. Last edited May 27, 2021.
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1.1 hrs on record
Beelzebub is best girl, period.
Posted November 25, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
5.3 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
So far the Game is excellent, the environments change with more variation than in penumbra and the last two Amnesia games, but still builds up for a chilling atmosphere. The main character is much more 3-dimensional than any other Frictional game, and the African desert set up makes up for a refreshing style. Yet still feels and plays like an amnesia Game.

Haven't finished the game yet, but it has a clear connection to the previous games.

Have you ever heard "Lustmore - Black Star"? This game matches that song perfectly.
Posted October 21, 2020. Last edited October 21, 2020.
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7.7 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
This game is the perfect example of what happens when you give creative freedom to the fandom. I love the touhou community.
Posted November 27, 2019.
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