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ㅤ* A man goes into a bar and says, "Can I have a bottle of less?"
"What's that?", asks the barman, "Is it the name of a beer?"
"I don't know", replies the man, "but my doctor says I have to drink it."
ㅤ* At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
ㅤ* Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle!
лечение геморроя проводится по пятницам с 9:00 кабинет №12
При себе иметь:
— чистые трусы;
— вазелин "Добрый волшебник", или "Влажный зайка";
— хирургические перчатки размером 7;
— деньги(500 RUB)
Извини что на стенке написал, у меня что-то
личка тормозит и не говори спасибо...
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