Recent reviews by Fiftyfive

Fun game.

One of the greatest games of all time. I don't understand why people are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the port when it gets the job done. The only issue is the batting mini-games are impossible and those should be fixed. But everything else is fine, people talk about it being buggy but I never experienced anything wrong.

The game itself, if you aren't aware, is a Nintendo Wii classic. A basic hack and slash which cemented a franchise for ten plus years, hopefully twenty. Follows an incel-esque character who turns gigachad after being ♥♥♥♥♥♥ over, over, and over. The rest would be spoilers.

Great game. Recommended. Ending is a bit off but eh, overall great.

I loved this game.

It's NMH2, what can you say. It's not directed by Suda and it loses a lot of the Kill The Past themes I really adore about Grasshopper Manufacturer.
The only downside is that the achievements aren't always given to you. So you have to use alternative methods.

Definitely better than 7. And 7 was already good.
Wide variety of monsters and guns. Interesting villains and characters.
Good lore to read. Challenging puzzles.
♥♥♥♥ yeah.

♥♥♥♥ Rockstar.

None of their departments find it profitable enough to actually make it function on a basic budget PC like mine. Whatever costs $1.6k in early-2020 is what I have. But this is a common practice with Rockstar where they don't fix things. We have a buggy GTA4, which you need to stop all processors except one, to actually get on the helicopter to chase Dimitri. We have San Andreas for Xbox, where everything was somehow downsized and made even uglier despite the console being more powerful than the PS2. This, and probably Max Payne 2, won't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ work on your low or high level income computer.

The balls they have to even have this on sale.

Still a better release than Cyberpunk2077.

Played this game originally on the Xbox and never got to beat it since I was a stupid kid.
Playing it now, it's the great game I praised it for. Gameplay's really fun but I didn't really care for the story.
8/10.

Game that has been quite calming to me. Thanks.