Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
ㅤ* Old programmers never die. They just lose their memories.
ㅤ* To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile!