บทวิจารณ์ล่าสุดโดย NecroDancer

I'd like to thank every Helldiver for the Freedom they have shown upon this game.
Working together for all a better future.
It truly is the Democratic Dream.

Omg ♥♥♥♥ I love this porno. It feels so good and it keeps getting better. mmmmm....

Corona. End of the world. Toilet paper is now currency, enough said.

its a fun rythem rouge like game.

I got this for free, and here is my review on this.

story: there is not really any.

gameplay type: fighting/parkour/walking around naked finding sex scenes.

combat: very akward and weird and slow.

pros: you see some ass n tiddies everywhere.
- some sex scenes that you get from beating up a ♥♥♥♥♥ with a katana.
- exploring is somewhat fun
- you can make your own character (it can get pretty unholy real quick)
- the environment is alright.

the Cons: - controls are a little weird.
- I have died randomly.
- when i tried to customize a character and put clothes on, sometimes the clothes glitch when loading into the world and the characters ass/boobs clip through the clothing.

overall: My experience with the first hour of the game i was not taking it seriously, its not a game for a quick jerk off or an easy one handed game. there are some cool things you can find with parkouring over rocks/"some" walls. I found a zip line, some random animals, and some other cool stuff. I like that i can do stealth kills but just not on hte katana characters that have the keykards but I can see why. This game is in Early access and it does have plenty of weird bugs just not as much as I thought i was going to encounter.

Im a soda addict. and i recommend this game to anyone. Your teeth will fall the ♥♥♥♥ out when u play this ♥♥♥♥. This game is more addicting than that expired soda down in my grandpa's basement. Get ready for a fight better than batman and spoodersman and bronze man as bruce wayne takes a ♥♥♥♥ on the toilet.

I r8 this game 8/8 m8.

Verry good game. Everything is not as it seems. and i cant say too much without giving spoilers. its a verry good put together game.

good for:
-if u want to show ur friends ur porn stache
-if u want to show ur friends some youtube
-decorate a house or apartment/club
-more porn
-browsing hte internet
-porn
-workshop stuff

the bads:
-crashes sometimes
-multiplayer is in progress
-Trump is running for president
-I still dont have enough porn
-Hilary is running for president
-I still cant find my ice cream bar

like RPG's? this game is for you!
Like flirting with monsters? this game is for you!
Like controling a little heart and protect it from a bullet hell that has more ♥♥♥♥ flying at you than videogamedunkey tossing his money singing "HERE COMES THE MONEYYYY! HERE COMES THE MONEY!"? this game is for you
Like Doland Trump? that doesnt have to do with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ABOUT WHERE MY SUPER SUIT IS HUN!
Like a good story? get the game!
Like bad puns like me? play this game!
Like reading my review? SHUT UP AND GO PLAY DIS GAME AND STOP JEFF! HALF LIFE 3 WILL COME UP ANY TIME SOON JUST LIKE WHEN I ROLLED THE D-20 AND I DID A SPLIT AND I WASNT HAVIN DAT ♥♥♥♥♥!

I rate diz game banana/speggettie ballz

things about this game that is great!

- free to play version of dayz!

- kill zombies

- berries are fun to eat

- beta is the best fun

- hard to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill supah zombies

things are not good

- squeekers but not alot

- players ussually kill on sight