Introduction (PLEASE READ)

Welcome, one and all!

This group is dedicated to pleasure at the demise of others. We form on any game that is team based, ideally TF2, and change our names temporarily to "Useless *something*", and provide as little help as possible, while showing we are capable of assistance. Though this sounds boring, I garuntee, join us, and when we next schedule an event, you're sure to have a blast! See you soon, helpless homies!

-Frosty
(The Useless Heavy)

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Making An Example

December 21, 2013 - ChoomChoy | 0 Comments

Hey, everyone!
I noticed that while we've successfully gotten up to nearly half of a hundred, we aren't gaining any more new recruits. I understand that no events have been established in a while, but I figured one way that this could change, is if YOU guys go out into your individual games, with one or two enlisted/unenlisted friends and organize your own little useless groups. Advertise when you're done, or someone asks you what the hell you're doing! I know it sounds desperate, but believe me, this will work in the long run if EVERYONE takes part in it. I hope you heed my announcement! Stay Frosty, my friends.

-Frosty
(The Good Useless X-Mas Heavy)

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (PLEASE READ)

November 14, 2013 - ChoomChoy | 0 Comments

Hello, my pointless pals! I've been pondering how to improve the channel and came upon an idea. Factions. Our Union now has three official factions from which to choose for each event. Upon an event being announced, put in the comments section below the event what faction you will join to participate. The factions are as follows:

The Good - This group will go about the server, being as friendly and harmless as possible. Regardless how many times they're killed, they must persistently remain friendly, especially as continually dying will be especially useless.

The Bad - This group will be "try hards", only you will try as little as possible, shooting but missing, or only hitting the occassional player once. Act as though you're trying, but do minimal damage to the enemy team.

The Ugly - Alright, these're the risk takers, the radicals, the absolute martyrs. Your one and only job is to be as annoying and disturbing as possible. Get creative! Have fun with it! Inappropriate sprays, names, and messages! Annoying spamming in chat, or over microphone (Possibly annoying music or repetative sounds?) One warning: You're the risk takers because you're the MOST likely to get banned or kicked. Be warned!

Your name in-game should be formatted as such, or on similar terms:

"The [faction] Useless [class][number]
i.e: The Bad Useless Heavy #2

So, whenever a Pointless Parade is posted, comment ASAP, letting us know what faction you'll play!

That's about it, for now. Updates to our strategies soon to come! Remember: "Useless is just something beginning with U!"

Stay Frosty, my friends!

-Frosty
The Useless Heavy