The Rootbeer Code

Take up your mugs, bottles, and flasks. We march to victory in our great panzers with unwavering determination. We crush our enemies but still find time for Shrek. To become a soldier of the brigade you must be as tough as a bottlecap, tasty as root beer, strong as an ogre, and silent as the free man.

For this is our code, and any that stray from it will be executed.

Brogers