MARITAL RATS ADACEMY

Welcome to Marital Rats Adacemy...
if you are weak or cry when you see blood, you may not enter.

White Belt = You're going to be ハメられた!
Orange Belt = You are little seed, grow...
Yellow Bart = You know ♥♥♥♥, but you still don't.
Green Belt = Understand.
Blue Bell: Progress is being made
Purple BeIt: Enlightenment begins
Red Blet: You are now on top of the world
Brown Bolt: One thing you can't do is not enough.
Black Belt: You are the one doing the 性交.

Refreshments (Dim Sum) can be found at the cafetria.
Remember: You dont win until opponents esophagus is not flat.

FAQ:
Q: I want to leave the dojo, how do I go about this?
A: You cannot leave, any attempt to leave immediately turn you into sushi or curry fish balls and you will 血便

Q: Is this style effective in a real fight?
A: There are currently 0 people who have experienced real fight with a marital rats practitioner, reason is they all 成仏'd and 血便

Q: I challenge your dojo to a fighting match
A: That is strange way of saying "i just committed 自殺"