Dojo announcement: If you cannot defend against a pistol after watching this, you are not ready for orange belt... a contribution by a true master descended from the U.S. branch of the Marital Rats ADACEMY lineage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uO0wsEUBN0

A very helpful showcase & explanation of our dojo's code of conduct Riruru.... your efforts are immeasurable.. 🙏

As an honored member of this esteemed group, I'd like to take this opportunity to showcase how a model disciple should act:
https://youtu.be/pRZqRjxkHpk?si=hVlqAB6dKeAWU2WY

YOU RACK DISCIPRINE
https://youtu.be/tdbORXEmbnk

Very good ecudational material sensei miso... our students grow stronger with knowledge...

勝利と血便は一つなり。

LONG REQUESTED BY STUDENTS: MARITAL RATS ADACEMY FIRST VIDEO DEMONSTRATION - DEFENSE AGAINST KNIFE ATTACKS
https://youtu.be/h_vvI26NnwE

Ossu.

I am ready to fight xd

Don't kinkshame your sensei, squirrel

What kind of sick fantasy is that

Make your opponent ♥♥♥♥ blood

Oh, and it's halloween break, enjoy your spooky holiday, students.

Marital Rats Groin Kick
Tense up your entire dominant leg using the "dragon sausage" stance taught in the previous lesson, and thrust your knee up as high as you can , with your foot pointing up toward the ceiling.

While you're doing this, twist your body toward your right shoulder (if you're right-handed) so that your back is as far away as possible from your opponent . The idea is to twist yourself as far as you can so that you can kick with your knee outward, but inward, in a counter-clockwise motion.

The kick will impact their groin, or to say it more explicitly, shatter their testicles. If you kick them with full force with your heel, it will damage their spine too, and if you hit them with the ball of your foot you can shatter their sternum. This strike will immediately put them into a state of hibernation found in some mammals, and can even be lethal if shriek "YAH" while you strike.

welcome
The move I will demonstrate for the next class is the "groin kick" nothing fancy but an important move in your arsenal

idk how this group works but im staying anyways

and also

*fixes tie* welcome to the dojo

OvO i have my and

This is really complicated bro. I can't do it. I'll observe the other students.

Dragon Sausage <CLASSIFIED DO NOT SHARE>
Apply pressure to the opponent's chin and neck while attempting to control their body and limbs. Stare into their eyes as you maintain the grip. Then, place your hand on their shoulder and push back.

With your other hand, sweep the opponent's feet back using the sole of the foot. If the opponent falls backward, place your leg between their legs and pull forward as you push the back of their head downward. The opponent will be unable to rise from the ground.

This technique may also be used from the Horse Stance. You can use your fingernails to dig into the opponent's skin and eyes. Breathe heavily until your breath heats up and melt the opponent's joints and bones. Be sure to maintain a calm expression. Stomp on their head to finish the technique.

I hope it has been insightful, students.

Oh you don't know do you

What's a dragon sausage Midori sensei?

New move: Dragon Sausage

Will be taught in the next lesson. Look forward to it, my students

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XIks61qOX8

More water... more...
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I was gettin' thirsty, time for some refreshin' water

For today's lesson, we will be learning how to flow like water

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A new realm to conquer

Yas sisters, finally we assemble. 💅💅

Yes, my brothers and sisters, yes.