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Hi, we like to wear paper mache battle armor and cast high level nerf dart pyromancy spells at eachother in the woods behind my white, slightly overweight, christian conservative grandparent's farm.

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Meth n' Snails™ Mar 14, 2019 @ 7:06pm

I wish me and my old larping buddies could hit the good ol' dusty road to go find some murky dank forests to get the costumes our moms made for us all dirtied up in the mud and orc-blood soaked battlefields of our back yards. But alas, those days are over. and as i'm writing this loathing comment, i drank approximately 6 bottles of Pepto Bismol, surely enough to kill a fully grown, morbidly obese man with a stylish neck beard. So. this is the end. So long, old crew, this is the end of GragNart The mythical dwarf wizard barbarian. God speed

sir wolfybone the zombie hunter Oct 3, 2016 @ 4:25pm

any one live in kansas and live near or close to ottawa i'm starting a clan called the heros of stone hold if your intrested feel free to send a invite