Jingle Pyro
Lenny the motherfucking cable guy   Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
 
 
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You either die defending the point, or live long enough to see it taken.

If they released Jingle Pyrosarus Rex on your rear end?
God speed you magnificent sphee.
-Ribbles

Based Deadcone god.

" You have committed crimes against the forum and her people, what say you in your defense? "

*Winner of the Gottacon 2013 TF2 5v5 competition.
*Winner of the Gottacon 2013 L4D2 survival competition.


" There's only one return, and it aint of the king. its of the jedi! "

" I got a newsflash for you, Cookie. The Earth is round. There is no up or down ."

There once was a buggy AI
Who decided her subject should die.
When the plot was uncovered,
The subjected discovered
That sadly the cake was a lie.

"Oh, it's you... It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know...after you murdered me? Okay look, we both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we should put our differences behind us. For science. You monster."
-GLaDOS

spy: "Ok, try hitting that cactus."
*BOOM*.
spy: "What the hell? You completely missed it! Are you even using your scope? "
sniper: "...There's a scope?"

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Flamethrowers: A guide from a pyro for the masses
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Flareguns: Another guide from a pyro for the masses
By Jingle Pyro
Through the Fire and Flames: Fighting W+M1 Pyros
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How to win Mannpower in 4 easy steps.
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Happy New Year! :necroheart::5Star:
“”“”“” Oct 31, 2017 @ 7:34am 
:hsaxe:Happy Halloweennn:slscream:
Bond Oct 17, 2017 @ 8:06am 
Added for some help with tf2.
>:FrozenDragon:< Aug 13, 2017 @ 12:39am 
Added to discuss trading.
-=PA=- the Colonel Jun 7, 2017 @ 5:06pm 
I heard you like geimu. so I put your geimu in your geimu, so you can geimu while you geimu da yo