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The Update... (NOT HAPPY)

July 20, 2022 - oh mama | 1 Comments

None of you (except Gravy and I of course) showed up to the HUGE "Big Update" party...

COKE WAS THERE GUYS. COKE SUPPLIED THOUSANDS OF SODIE POPS FOR US TO ENJOY AND ONLY GRAVY AND I COULD ENJOY THEM!!

OUR TUMMIES STILL HURT BECAUSE THERE WAS NO WAY IN HELL WE WERE GOING TO WASTE THE GREAT POPS THAT COKE PROVIDED.

We even had a new sponsor show up, but when they saw it was just us two they skipped town and went to outback for a quick steak, some coconut shrimp, and a bloomin' onion... They called us after and said they're cancelling the deal. You degens will NEVER know what this sponsor was going to be. (FYI it was amazing...)

This will greatly affect the future of our wonderful group that all of you have ruined.

Gravy and I will think about what we will do and let you know (even though you don't deserve it).

This is you all's last mistake... I'm certain of that...

MAMA OUT

This is the product of your own DEGENERACY

May 19, 2022 - Gravy | 2 Comments

Hey bozos(derogatorily),

Mama and I have been talking and planning a LOT for this upcoming BIG UPDATE (like mama said it is coming a lot quicker than you think) and one thing we decided to implement for this grand event was this:

Here it is:

Attendance, while MANDATORY, will cost 600,000 Steam Points PER PERSON

This was a decision we landed on for 33 reasons, but here are just a few of them:

1. Mama and I have been doing a TON of work getting this event rolling and prepared across the span of two years

15. You degens have done nothing to help!

26. It just makes sense!

Better start saving up those Points while you still can!

Gravy out

p.s. Mama still hasn't forgotten about the whole "letting the air out of the ball fiasco" so I would advise not to plan to bring any balls to the BIG UPDATE

p.p.s. Get to work

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7ThePrimagen Oct 14, 2021 @ 10:55pm

any of ya'll want to throw rocks at me as a 400lb hippo man who wears a diaper?

I await your relpy's

oh mama

Jun 6, 2021 @ 7:25pm

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