The Dohz

big, dick, jeans, grats on weeding and honeym00n

mike add me im clashingfrost

I was only 13 years old
I loved CS:GO so much
I had all the skins that silver 1s should have
I prayed to MikeDohz, thanking him for the skills he had given me
MikeDohz is love, I say
MikeDohz is life.
My friends hear me and they say "whos MikeDohz"
I knew they were just jealous
of my devotion for MikeDohz
I call them an M4A4 Asiimov: Battle Scared
They end the skype call and messaged me to stop playing CS:GO
I'm crying now, and my balls of steel hurt.
Something touches me
It's MikeDohz!
I'm so happy.
He picks me up with his hands and puts me on my knees
I know what's coming next.
He sends me a trade request
I click accept
He laughs a Dohz laugh, as he trades me Bitty.
I accept the trade.
I want to please MikeDohz.
My friends send me a skype message
MikeDohz types back the message
"I hate plebs"
MikeDohz goes offline....
MikeDohz is love...
MikeDohz
is life.

I have way too much time on my hands omg

I'm the guy that's completely alright with that :) <3

I'm that one guy who keeps the stream page up for like an hour waiting for the stream to start :}

Mikeeee It's CandyCub! changed my name :3 how are you doing? btw #TeamDohz