HAHA LOOMPT!

I piss a lot. A whole lot. Whenever I pee, it overflows the toilet and gets all over the bathroom floor. When I pee in the shower, the drain can't even keep up because of the sheer amount of piss and my shower overflow. Diapers don't help. They soak up so much that they just fall down. No matter how much I pee, no matter the gallon count, I am never satisfied. Please help. I'm begging you, please. I can't stop pissing. I can't stop. I can't stop, please.