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AMEN

First Thessa-Cage-nians 4:14-17

“For since we believe that CAGE died and rose again, even so, through CAGE, and the MOUNTAIN DEW will be sweet and bring with him those who have fallen asleep. For this we declare to you by a word from the Lord, that we who are alive, and who left Las Vegas, who are left until the coming of the Lord, will not precede those who have fallen asleep, as we have placed the holy bunny back in the box. For the Lord himself will descend from heaven with a cry of command, with the voice of an archangel, against the Travolta, and with the sound of the trumpet of Cage, as he is a vampire, a vampire, he is a vampire. And the dead in CAGE will rise first, and remove the Declaration of Independence from whence it came. Then we who are alive, who are left, will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air, and so we will always be with the Lord, and be free of bees and full of the highest of high praise.”

When are we going to steal the declaration of independence?

Nick Cage is love. Nick Cage is life.