Colin the Caterpillar Life Story

Now, this is a story all about how
Felix's life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
To sit right there
I'll tell you how he became the caterpillar with the best hair

In East Devon raised
On the maths stage was where he spent most of his days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And solving some equations inside the school
When a couple of girls who were up to no good
Started breaking hearts in his neighborhood
He got in one little rejection and his mother got scared
She said 'You're moving to Cambridge good sir'

He said sorry to her day after day
But she packed his briefcase and sent him on his way
She gave him a kiss and then she gave him his first class ticket.
He put his Samsung Galaxy S7 and Bose headphones on and said, 'I might as well move there'.

First class, hey this is good
Drinking champagne out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Cambridge are living like?
Hmmmmm this might be adequate.

He whistled for his driver and when he came near
The number plate said PHYS and it had a textbook in the mirror
If anything he could say that this driver was perfectly acceptable
But he thought 'No, forget it' - 'Please take me to Cambridge good sir'

He pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And he spoke at a low volume to the driver 'Driver see you later'
He looked at his mansion
He was finally there
To sit on his throne as the Prince of Cambridge