HiddenPower

Somewhere in a far off land. There is a man named Joe. Who really loves cheese! And Joe will eat any kind of cheese no matter what it looks like or smells like. He was at home one day when this little gnome came to him, while he was enjoying a nice slice of this chedder cheese wheel. Joe screamed with surprise, O SNAP! And the gnome laughed with a funny little pig like snort. Hello the gnome said to Joe. I am Neelix. Joe replied, Hello there little guy I am Joe. Neelix then replied, O Joe I know who you are! I have traveled across many realms to find you. I offer you a one time chance to travel to the Realm of Cheese!!!! Joe gasped with glee! O really, Joe says. Neelix said, yes and I don't want anything in return. We need a King who loves Cheese and I believe you are our man. Joe turned and ran this over in his mind, wondering what it would be like. He turned back twords Neelix and said, Why yes little Gnome I will be your Cheese King. ADN THEY LIVED AND ATE CHEESE FOREVER the end!