Favorite/funny quotes?

[Gabriel]

There are so many

Mama Murphy: You're tied to this place, kid. Your energy.
- I hope the color of my energy is blue.

Edna: Ah, a new scholar come to join us. Let's test your math skills. What is twelve times fifteen?
- It's the square root of... "who gives a crap".

Valentine: You didn't hear the name Kellogg at all, did you?
- Oh yeah. I heard their names, their home addresses, and where their diary keys are hidden.

Vault-Tec Rep: Look at me! I'm a Ghoul! A freak!
- Don't take this the wrong way, but you were pretty ugly before.

Maxon: Therefore, from this moment forward, I'm granting you the rank of Knight.
- A knight? What is this, the Dark Ages?

Kells: Her presence (the prydwen) in the Commonwealth ensures that our mission to defeat the Institute will end in victory.
- If they don't blow it out of the sky first.

Zeke: This is Atom Cat territory!
- Cool name. Intimidating.

- Nick and I are gonna share a mind? I'm not gonna see him in any... compromising positions, am I?

Swanson: You decide it would be fun to play a prank on you father. You enter his private restroom when no one is looking, and...
- I'd put a firecracker in his toilet. That nevers gets old.

- In my secret club, the code phrase is just two words. "Awesome" and "Me".

Moe: (explaining baseball) One team would beat the other team to death wih things called Baseball Bats, and the best bats where called Swatters. True fact.

Source
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUf99mlpFBk

[MIND ЯEWIND 2]

:)

[Solomon Hawk]

SS to Trashcan Carla: "I'm just lookin' for luv, sweetheart"

[Grendalcat]

MacCready:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpTqAVzjfI8

[FedEx Noelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scfv1phAJcw
My favorite Fallout 4 video

[Docsprock]

Curie: "Oh, Fanuiel Hall, it would be even better without all the intestines".

[Sabaithal]

"Eddie? Its me your old pal, shamus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!"