Favorite unit quote?

[Voyevoda]

Kay so I usually like to complain and troll, but now I am actually genuinely curious. What are your favorite quotes from any unit in the game? My personal favorites are the IS-2 tank commander when ordered to attack "It will be nothing but a memory."

Shock Trooper when loosing a unit "We'll bury him later!"

Soviet Heavy vehicles upon death "We die like men!"

I'm not sure about the rules with swearing, but I would like to hear what you guys think.

[Chucky Dickens]

British:
(CoH1)
"Duffy, we're sitting on all these bloody munitions and your smoking a ciggar-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-rette?"
"There was a wall of 'em!" "Seven, Dillingham... Just seven."
(Upgrading stuart tank commander) "I suppose I better pop up and take a bloody look around?"
Cromwell/Churchill:
"Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up! we're getting a message..... Someone at Command's decided to promote you."
(CoH2)
Announcer:
"Supply's looking a bit squiffy... Line's been cut."
(anything the .55 cal scotsman says)
"Aye, I'll take y'er wee point. Would 'ya like it surrounded as well?"
"Aye Cannae see through armour!"
"Aye wouldnae mind so much if england were invaded. Scottland on the otherhand, now that's a different matter entirely" *♥♥♥♥♥ rifle*
"Aiming Low!"
(Calling artilery barrage) "Ooooh Jerry's gone and done it now, the wee bastards. Now they'll pay."
Heavy tanks:
"Get us moving, this isn't a bloody hearse"
"Get us moving now you ♥♥♥♥!"
"It's a tank, we drive over and through things"
AVRE:
Hit 'em with the dustbin!
Cromwell/Centaur
"Move you Cast-Iron ♥♥♥♥♥!"
Any other british vehicle:
"Get us moving... Yep, Find a gear, there's a good chap."
*Calls in commando glider, which smashes both wings off whilst landing*
"Well, that would have been a fail in training..."
Sappers: *Snarky tone* "Tea and biscuits once we secure the point eh, 'arry?" (Harry)
Infantry Section: "A promotion for us! Mother will be pleased."

USF:
(CoH1)
Sherman: "Main cannon destroyed! We're screwed!"
Rifleman: "Stickybombs, In the wheels!"
"G.I.s, on me, You maggots want to live forever?"
"Uh, sarge," "WE'RE A LITTLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥' BUSY!"
"WHAT. DO. YOU. NEED?! SIR!"
(CoH2)
"He's loosing his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ marbles"
Assault Engineers: "Where the ♥♥♥♥ is my hammer?!"
Major: "Batallion owes me one fellas, Prepare for bombardment."

German:
(CoH1)
Nebelwerfer: "Who shall we wake up?"
King Tiger: "To bits! Blow him to bits!"
Panther: "Blow the turret off it!" (and then 9/10 times, next shot disables the enemy tank's cannon)
"German steel and porsche engines, who can possibly defeat us?"
Most german tanks. "Achtung! Panzer!"
Tiger Ace: "Litzke, Ready rounds, Arno, prepare for move"*Tank engine growls* "Panzermotor to 450P.S."
"Stug, Deploying now."
Various german tank crewmen:
"One time, in Liepzig, I saw these fun little dancing puppets"
"So then I said to Helmut, "What are you thinking about?""
"So then I said to Helmut, "What mines were you talking about?""
Volksgrenadiers:
"If I'd known how much walking we'd do, I'd have joined the navy"
"Du think this ist Kinderparty? Get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ move on!"
"It's called a trigger finger, Use it!"
"Good work idioten we'll try shooting next, eh?"
(bored, snarky tone) "I'd rather shoot this ammo than carry it around"
(in a firefight) "We're a bit pre-occupied!"
Schwimmwagen: "We make volksgrenadier proud! They cannot schwimm"
"Do not rock the boat."
Sniper: "I could have been a luftwaffe ace you know... Less sneaking around."
(CoH2)
(probably my absolute favourite)
*Thunk!* "222 IS OUT OF ACTION!" *Kaboom* (or more commonly) "222 IS OUT O-" *Boom*
(think it's obersoldaten)
"We have training und discipline, Use it!"
Halftrack: "Give us something to do before our tracks freeze."
Elefant: (Almost crying from laughing.) Haha! Good Shot! That T70 Just EXPLODED!
Mortar Squad "Dieter's lips froze to the tube!"
Grenadiers:
"Who's strong enough to carry an MG42?" (having held one up IRL, I know what they mean)
MG42 Team (Enemy charges at them and starts firing) "Now that's more like it!" *BRRRRRRRRRT* "SO MUCH BLOOD! *BRRRRRRRRRRT *I love it."
Tiger: "Oh the things we could do with another thousand Tigers"
Tiger Tank driving over ice: (yes, I've been that stupid)
"Sounds like rain, Heavy panzer under infantry attack." *Mortar lands and cracks Ice* "What was that?... Nein! NEIN! Not Like this!" *Second shell lands and tank sinks under ice* "FUUUUUUUUUUCCCC!-BLrlrlrllrblblrlbl...."
Panther: "It is amazing what a few pounds of well aimed steel can do."
PaK40: "I'm glad we have horses... Try eating your panzer."
Panzergrenediers: "Do this ♥♥♥♥ often enough, and you get good at it."

Soviets:
Announcer:
"Are your men soviets? How can they be freezing? Have you not prepared for winter?"
"A squad has been lost. Their weapons and clothing belong to the state"
"Do you plan to pave the way to berlin with the frozen corpses of your men?"
(Engineer flamethrower upgrade) "Hehehe! Who needs a light?"
"HQ's given us flamethrowers. I LOVE PLAYING WITH FIRE!!!"
Penal batallion flamethrowers: (just killed enemy squad) "See yuri? I told you I was good cook."
Penal batallion destroys enemy tank: WE HAVE BEEN REDEEMED!
Conscript molotov: "Light the bottle, Now throw you stupid bastard!"
Female T34 Driver: "I WILL ♥♥♥♥ YOU UP!"
Guards Rifle Squad: "Guards! Stand your ground!" (I swear the exact same sound file was used by Dawn Of War guardsmen)

[DeHeinrich]

''meene izdet'' or something when a t34 is wasted. I am sure i didnt write it right maybe some dude knows better

[Shadowfox70K]

"T70 is destroyed! Who sneezed?" Tiger I

[Patrykblack7]

"We are call panzerjager, elefant. Important that enemy call us DEATH"-Elefant crew

[Sidewinder]

"'You do know we are grenadiers not pioneers ya?"
British tanks in General have a cool voice but especially:
"Go On u cast iron ♥♥♥♥♥!" or atleast thats what i think he says lol
Although i think voices were better in coh1
especially when a panther destroys allied tank and goes
"haaaaaaan enemy target destroyed"' and tiger ace: ''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKHTUN"'

[TermusJar]

They are dead,good job rifles

[Sovietkotek]

"Yes, we ARE under fire, Comrade Obvious"

[TermusJar]

Remember Italy they said water is bad so command ordered whole company too drink wine!

Promotion again?
On me!
Haha! Panther down.

[BillyTheKid]

Lets get the F__k out of here ahahahahahahahhahahahah

[Cure Seraph]

Pretend they are bloody english!
They are not english, but shot them anyway.

[Goat]

pioner "americans are always complainng about pioner spam"

[Junky]

I love how in the first game the soldiers break the fourth wall if you make them angry.

"ISN'T IT YOUR BEDTIME OR SOMETHING?" -US Soldier

"Yes Sir, Yes Sir, Yes Sir, ♥♥♥♥ off sir!" -US Soldier

"Gunner, point the turret at that camrea in the sky." -British Armor Commander

[Imperial Dane]

"We gave them a chance to surrender... didn't we ?" Panzer IV Crew.

[ShodaN]

Female IL-2 pilot after successful bombing:

"Hihihi THEY NEVER HAD A CHANCE!"
That girly laugh just makes it so much better :D

[Aelies von Saladir]

I think I've heard Pak 43 crew said something like 'Yes, it's a Tiger. No, it's not OUR Tiger. Shoot it!'