DayZ got me a girlfriend, we are married now.

[Hot Dog Master]

Long ago I met a girl in the game. We were both black and met in the woods. I thought she was a zombie at first and killed her, but then I heard a girl's voice. I got really happy and healed her and fed her some beans. We sat there talking for hours and hours. This became a daily thing for months. We really loved our characters. We geared up and started to love each other. I gave her my address and we met up and hit it off.

When she went back home we started to play together again and had many nights where we just sat there talking and cooking beans. Beans were our favorite in game food. When we would meet up we also cooked beans. It was our favorite food in real life. Beans were a sign of our love for each other.

A few more months of beans and hanging out led me to propose to her on our next meet up. I gave her a can a beans and told her to fix them for us, and out fell a ring. I proposed to her and she started crying. We fixed the beans and ate them while cuddling on the couch.

When we got married our families seemed confused when beans were the dinner after the wedding, but my girl and I just loved it. We have beans now weekly.

A year later we started a DayZ live action roleplay club. We meet up with friends in the woods and have a good time. We bring beans of course too :D

I really love this game and it got me the love of my life <3

In Beans We Trust

[120 BPM]

sad

[GK.hu]

whats that smell?

[Deaths]

My only question is how many lost their girlfriends because of DayZ.

[[415]BlazeMcNight]

Sup,
http://steamcommunity.com/app/221100/discussions/0/558755530345442499/

[Quvma]

what the ♥♥♥♥ did just read ... PMSL!

[Andrew Jackson]

Цитата допису BlazeMcNight:

Sup,
http://steamcommunity.com/app/221100/discussions/0/558755530345442499/

Wonder if he's still doing P90X? Maybe he switched to Sit and be Fit. So he can play more.

[Deaths]

Can we please add these to the game asap

Antibiotics for Chlamydia


Examples

Generic Name

amoxicillin
azithromycin
doxycycline
erythromycin
levofloxacin
ofloxacin

[pipi]

congrats , great story

[Mouse]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[Sylwester]

best porrno story ever

[Dies Fourth]

Цитата допису AegiR-98:

Still a better love story than Twilight.

ive seen dogs in the yard that are a better story than Twilight !

[Fabiolus]

Cool, I lost 125 pounds since I started playing Dayz

[Bly]

It's a simple answer when the question comes to Dayz or me, close the door behind you when you leave.

[Hasbulla]

put some beans on a string and say u made her some anal beans

[Gzuz]

Цитата допису AegiR-98:

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Still better than the Notebook too. I got thrown out of my ex's house ten minutes in for ripping on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyB7uoxbVOk