I met my Wife in DayZ :3 <3

[Hot Dog Master]

I was walking in the woods and ran into this ultra hot black girl. Her backpack was super filled with beans and we just sat and talked to eachother for hours. eating beans and talking about our lives. It became a really cool thing for days. When we ran out of beans we started to eat cereal and powdered milk. We both got sick a few times and we injected each other to keep going. We eventually added eachother on Skype. We would play daily for months. We got all decked out in the best gear possible too. We would go around helping everyone we could also.

After a while we talked about meeting up. We eventually did and we made love to each other and remembered how we met over a meal of beans in DayZ. We even had beans in real life. It was so romantic.

After 3 months we decided to end our days on DayZ and both drank disenfectant. We laid by eachother until we died in game. Then we logged out and kissed eachother.

We are now 5 weeks pregnant and want to tell everyone how much we love this game. It have changed our lives and we are a great couple now.

All love DayZ :3

[Oleg Mongol]

You should let your child play DayZ and explain to them "How I met your mother"

[CFC_Leader]

Цитата допису katsuragi:

Цитата допису CFC_Leader:

I repeat, Go get a real life. A dayz larp group? weekend survivals?

Is this D@D of the 80's brought back to life on a cultish scale? Yeah have fun with that.. You Must respect this "love" speaking of her as " Dayz got me laid"

I think he means you should do boring things like watch sports and go to bars.

If you don't then the people who do will feel threatened and make comments like this guy did.

It is people like you that believe every thing you read that make the cyber world go round! Keep it turning fast!!

I have never been to a "Bar" but I do enjoy sports actively and as a fan. It's called reality. I don't hang out in the cyber woods searching for attention from strangers.

[Hot Dog Master]

Цитата допису josephmcmullin:

Well 5mins ago the title was "Dayz got me laid", now its "I met my wife" This kid got engaged in the last 5mins LOL

A new breed of Troll is born, the Catfish Troll!

I changed it to make it less offensive. I don't want to insult my love for my Sugar Bear <3

[CFC_Leader]

Okie dokie.. lol. with that i am out!! hahaha

[Mytheos]

Цитата допису Kam:

Цитата допису josephmcmullin:

Well 5mins ago the title was "Dayz got me laid", now its "I met my wife" This kid got engaged in the last 5mins LOL

A new breed of Troll is born, the Catfish Troll!

I changed it to make it less offensive. I don't want to insult my love for my Sugar Bear <3

Sugar Bear?

I would think based on this thread you would have DayZ themed pet names...like...umm...

My little love zombie!...or...yeah probably should stick to Sugar Bear...

[Mytheos]

Цитата допису josephmcmullin:

This kid already has 3 pages of feeding lol

Stop feeding the Trolls, even the Catfish ones

Doesnt really come across in any way as trolling.

Everyone is just having some fun.

[Hot Dog Master]

Цитата допису josephmcmullin:

This kid already has 3 pages of feeding lol

Stop feeding the Trolls, even the Catfish ones

Why would I troll about the love of my life :/

[Hot Dog Master]

Цитата допису -KING-DOC-:

fifty shades of gay

...How is it gay if I met my wife.

[One Shot]

QUOTE WE ARE NOW 5 WEEKS PREGANT, WHAT ARE YOU BOTH FEMALE?
DO YOU MEAN YOUR PARTNER IS 5 WEEKS PREGANT?
SORRY FOR CAPS

oh nice story tho, you must of lived close to wana meet

[Beat]

lol

[Mytheos]

Цитата допису josephmcmullin:

How is this guy a Troll? Click on his profile, then click on the little arrow near his name, see his past usenames. Racist and homophobic content right there.

Troll any way you see it.

Do I believe the OP? Well if I had to make a bet I'd say no.

However making up some story about DayZ isnt trolling.

[Steven Brody Stevens]

I for one am astonished that such a relationship can spawn from a video game.

[Tautara]

Цитата допису katsuragi:

<heads into the woods looking for black chics with beans>

+1

[Steven Brody Stevens]

Цитата допису -KING-DOC-:

its only gay as your gayness of being completely gay by 'apparently' sitting in game of murderous tretchary was spent being completely gay in a woods with what i can only pressume was a gay catfish, which in reality we all know isnt true, but infact is all apart of you gay imagination. GAY!

Is anyone else lost?

[Oleg Mongol]

"would play daily for months" 23 hours on DayZ....yeah, right