Tactical Bacon

[Sturmgewehr_44]

You are stranded in a miserable Bastion that used to be a Chernorussian family home. KoS punks mow down people looting for rotten beans to fill their starving stomachs with. Eager to rush out and make a stand, you say "♥♥♥♥ it", and slouch more on the decaying upper floor of the house. Finally, your hunger gives in, just like the deceased that litter the streets. Your brow, beading with a peckish sweat, awaits to be relinquised from this nightmare. Reaching into the abyss of your mountain backpack, you pull out "Tactical Bacon". You gaze at it with awe, and pull it's contents (54 precooked strips) into your mouth. Your saliva relishes the flavour. With a firm hand, you wipe the grease from your mouth, unto the M4 slung across your shoulders. Even the mere grease restored your weapon to Pristine Condition!

After the meal, your mind is at ease, as bullets ricochet across all corners of Elektrozavodsk and folks scream in fear and anger, not to mention pain. You then venture out into the streets, ready to make a fight. You will die today, but atleast with a full stomach.

It isn't just a Dayz dream. Even after long hours at the keyboard, you can taste the empowering tac bac: http://www.cmmginc.com/product_p/13401ab.htm

This isn't solicitation, thank you.

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[WarhoundActual]

STG44, that was amazing man lol

[ىبدي]

tactical bacon makes beautiful! for everyone with an ugly face, who needs to wear a mask or smt like that^^

[Kiwb]

I liked it to :)