How I fu**ed everyones day at NWAF

[ClaydoeClaydoe]

My friend and I logged off 15 minutes before restart at NWAF. I took a shower, ate some food, ect. I logged back on 10-20 minutes after restart. My friend is still gone. I decided to go ahead and cook some human meat in the barraks that spawn a bunch of bino's. Im in the corner minding my own business when I hear some footsteps and chatter. Im praying to god that these kids will not walk into these barraks but because this is DayZ, they walk in. The doors block the sight of me so they dont see me while im picking up the human meat and my SVS. I pop a shot at one of the guys and I scurry on out of there, without even seeing if i killed him. I run down to the big storage house and watch for the second kid. I hear him talking but can not exactly hear what he is saying. I finally see him but with another guy. Then I realize that its different people. I assume they heard all of the gun fire and went to investigate.They then gun down the other guy. Im kinda laughing at this point of how lucky i was to get out of there, but then I realized that these guys are not friendly either. So I decide to test my luck and run for it. They start shooting almost instant but no bullets make contact. I make it down to one of the concrete walls and make my way throught the chain fence. As I am making it for the woods, I hear someone say, " Yeah I just heard an AK shooting so lets get these sh*ts." I hear a couple other voices, atleast 4, saying , " NO SURVIVERS." I was on the corner of the airfield so I ran back into the walls and ran vertical to the other close walls. I run back up the wall away from the groups of kids. I bunker down under a tree and I hear gun fire like crazy. Im still sitting under trees hearing gunfire for 10 minutes now. All of this happened because, my friend and I are new to this game and just wanted to eat some human flesh.

R.I.P to the 5-10 dead men at NWAF, im very sorry

[Judge Lazar]

Nobody uses the in game VOIP to communicate with thier team mates......unless they're retarded