Pro:
- enjoyable to read the silly stories

cons:
- not very sexy
- girls make a very weird face upon climaxing
- achievements are bugged!

I've played it together with a friend, and made him read the whole thing out loud. It was really fun, because it's so awful! I would have given it a thumbs up, were it not for the bugged achievements, which have been reported a long time ago. Thankfully there is plenty of this pulp on Steam, amirite?

You have an app on your phone called 'Tindr' that checks your sexual compatibility with people you meet. Every girl you talk to are initially very weary of you as obvious computer nerd. They swiftly switch to being very intrigued by your charming scent! They want to check your compatibility through the app. In this app you have to guide a single spermcell through the 1/4 solid hearts. If done correctly, she will undress and eventually climax. Then it's on to the next girl, rinse and repeat x12.

Oh, and it's Google translated, so expect some weirdness...

i have suffered a great deal by playing this. first of all the game is just the same thing over and over again. the "gameplay", if you want to call it that, is so boring. i have literally had more fun doing nothing. secondly the god awful translations, i had a stroke at least three times when playing this. one more thing to note all the girls do the same exact position when you win them over. every. one. to all of you out there. save yourself, dont play this, dont suffer like i did.

edit: i went back to give it another chance, still sucks ass

Hentai Dates is a dating sim game people could describe as a hybrid between Huniepop and the sperm minigame in Leisure Suit Larry: Magna ♥♥♥ Laude.

The story follows our protagonist who goes from being a nobody to a chick magnet thanks to the help of Clitie, a fairy. It reminded me of Huniepop because the last third of the game looks like it was heavily inspired by it. That’s because from that point onwards you’re able to romance a catgirl, an alien, and Clitie herself in almost the same order it happens in the aforementioned game (There are no goddesses here though).
While the story is not precisely deep (and let’s be honest, a simple plot works better in this kind of games) the references they added to the dialogues in some of the dates sure improved it a bit (I’m surprised no one made a parody game of Silent Hill named Silent Hell yet). The English translation could be better though. There are some sentences here and there that look a bit odd but the dialogues are understandable.

The dating part of the game consists of a simpler version of the sperm minigame in Magna ♥♥♥ Laude in which you have to catch the pink hearts while avoiding the broken ones. Unlike the minigame in Larry, the controls are very responsive and it’s far from being frustrating, though once you get the hang of it it becomes a tad easy.

The art is a bit weak. While the art style makes some of the characters look cute there are others whose design is detrimental to them. About the images in the gallery, I think it’d have been better if there was more variety in the girl’s poses. They all strike the same pose and pretty much the only difference between each pic is the girl’s design and the background.
On the other hand, the UI is nicely done. I find it very imaginative to use a smartphone-like interface for the menu and the minigame you play in the dates.

The soundtrack and the sound effects are ok. The OST doesn’t have many tracks but it’s good enough to enhance the scenes.
The voice acting on the other hand is a bit distracting. All the characters have the same voices and the actress’ accent is very, very thick (it’s especially noticeable when she says “hidoi” or “itai”).

To sum it up Hentai Dates is a cheap and decent game to kill some time, even if it’s a bit subpar in some areas.

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The game contains nudes without DLC, but the motivation is to have the letters from the achievements, idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

wheww where to start
firstly it made me think of my super idol bill cosby it made me think to all the good times where he was a chef but a master of 1 making pudding. he was good friends with the germans cause they too love showing their sausages
the game itself ahd pretty bad playability not. the girls rejhected me it gave me flashbacks to ur mums house. she wouldnt shut up about stupid ass smeelling books but honestly no joke this game brought out the little inside of me his name is jhonny i took him from the daycare he finallyu got out of me (FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE) the women in the game didnt like me she was a law student and it did its best at personifying law students. big tits even teh men.
bad things:
got rejected
bokks are stuidpi
she went form laughign to moaning and took off her clopthes i gave this to my child thinking it coul;d teach him about getting a girlfriend caus eytknow all he does it eat pasta
good things
we got to share news aBOUT charity
mike wanna go sleep
final verdict
if u have flashbacks of being told at school that your not goodm enough just get better at school

Interesting premise. Was expecting another HuniePop clone. Instead, this game allows you to talk to and possibly seduce young ladies. However, to get them to strip and become intimate, you have to somehow hit enough hearts in a vertical scrolling game. If you hit too many broken hearts, you fail. And the descending lines get faster as you compile your score.

Poor quality game dont waste your time and money. IDK why games like this are on steam...

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It has settings for sound and resolution. The story is so stupid that it is funny. The translation makes the dialogue and girls descriptions a funny mess.


What?! This game needs NVIDIA PhysX? For what exactly? Can’t you show pictures without it?! Or is it used for that one mini-game that is actually the whole game? 76 achievements are just worthless as you would get them all for finishing the game but since all achievements are bugged you will never get a single one of the 100 achievements.


Just a boring mini-game with 12 nude pictures for all your efforts made to look like a real game. Also the achievements don’t work.

Overall score 2/10

by default, it launches in Full screen so you have to keep changing the setting to play in Windowed.

yes