Elden Ring's bizarre animal world

[Dova Sos]

So I was walking and collecting mushrooms in the woods by the Warmaster's Shack in Limgrave when suddenly a pack of angry wolves dropped from the trees.

Since when wolves grow on trees and drop from the trees ? I am really surprised. I am dumbfounded by this gross illiteracy. What next FROM Soft ? Cows dropping from the clouds coming right with the next DLC ?

And before the rats jump out of the sewers to defend Midetaka Hiyazaki and giving oaths how magnificent this game is and GOTY and all that crap, let me tell you that I am well aware this game is a high fantasy but wolves growing and dropping from trees is plain nonsense and borderline naive. I doubt the rats ever seen a real wolf in their life.

In fact I am being told here by ChatGPT that wolves don't grow in Japan at all, after the extinction of the Honshu wolf subspecies a century ago. Maybe that explains the lack of knowledge for wolves by FROM Soft.

[1100011]

Clearly, you've never heard of drop bears. These are drop wolves.

[Dova Sos]

Originally posted by vamirez:

What a fresh breath of air after witnessing the horrible mess on the KCD2 forum :D

You should definitely stay away from the woods by the Warmaster's Shack or you will witness what a mess that area is. I dare not insult the intelligence of the Elden Ring fanboys by asking wouldn't it have made much more sense to place the wolves on the ground below the branches rather than dropping them from the trees.

[Sirius]

Going for one surreal inconsistency in a game full of surreal themes and fantasy-is-not-like-the-real-world things is certainly one way to go about your daily crap posting.

Truly one of the trolls of all time.

[Gamerzilla]

Originally posted by Dova Sos:

Originally posted by vamirez:

What a fresh breath of air after witnessing the horrible mess on the KCD2 forum :D

You should definitely stay away from the woods by the Warmaster's Shack or you will witness what a mess that area is. I dare not insult the intelligence of the Elden Ring fanboys by asking wouldn't it have made much more sense to place the wolves on the ground below the branches rather than dropping them from the trees.

You are insulting your own intelligence. They drop from the bridge above, not trees, anyway! XD XD XD Wolves: F*** fall damage, gettem boys!

[Senki]

wolves can fly better than bats in this game and that's awesome

https://youtu.be/mBP6fd5HiiI

[An Irate Walrus]

Originally posted by Dova Sos:

Originally posted by vamirez:

What a fresh breath of air after witnessing the horrible mess on the KCD2 forum :D

You should definitely stay away from the woods by the Warmaster's Shack or you will witness what a mess that area is. I dare not insult the intelligence of the Elden Ring fanboys by asking wouldn't it have made much more sense to place the wolves on the ground below the branches rather than dropping them from the trees.

Trying to Punch Above My Weight: the Dova Sos Story

[Lynfinity]

Originally posted by An Irate Walrus:

Originally posted by Lynfinity:

But how can a real physical human being cast lightning bolts? Or levitate while casting a holy orbital laser on foes? Or survive getting bonked by a hammer twice or even thrice their size?

Are you ignoring these contradictions in favor of wolves? That's pretty racist of you.

We know for sure he's a daedra-hater. But he also accepts lizard people and kitty thieves from the desert, so it makes sense he'd have an anti-dog bias.

Once upon a time, a dog spat on Dova's bed.
The man was never the same ever since.
https://youtu.be/tp-LUmgtSYg?si=QXiCwx7YFY0oE4Fi

[vamirez]

Originally posted by Dova Sos:

Originally posted by vamirez:

What a fresh breath of air after witnessing the horrible mess on the KCD2 forum :D

You should definitely stay away from the woods by the Warmaster's Shack or you will witness what a mess that area is. I dare not insult the intelligence of the Elden Ring fanboys by asking wouldn't it have made much more sense to place the wolves on the ground below the branches rather than dropping them from the trees.

You mean they are ambushing you in the Stormveil area with a "fresh breath of air"? ;)

[Lord Bob]

Originally posted by Dova Sos:

Originally posted by vamirez:

What a fresh breath of air after witnessing the horrible mess on the KCD2 forum :D

You should definitely stay away from the woods by the Warmaster's Shack or you will witness what a mess that area is. I dare not insult the intelligence of the Elden Ring fanboys by asking wouldn't it have made much more sense to place the wolves on the ground below the branches rather than dropping them from the trees.

No.

I want wolves from the sky,
Wolves from below
Wolves from nearby
Wolves called Joe

I want wolves from inside
Wolves from outer space
Wolves that abide
Wolves at a reasonable pace

I want wolves from far
Wolves from the hood
Wolves as a jar
And you, Dova Sos,
to git gut

[Fineous🔥]

Jesus Christ, Obi........I miss your old AWESOME forum contributions and freak outs.

Originally posted by Dova Sos:

So I was walking and collecting mushrooms in the woods by the Warmaster's Shack in Limgrave when suddenly a pack of angry wolves dropped from the trees.

Wrong shack buddy.......What you described happened in Stormhill shack, where Roderika is.

Give Arma a break, bud and focus more in Elden RIng......Did you bought Shadow of the Erdtree as uncle Fineous suggested you? Chop, chop buster!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plXZDYOA-Ss

Micruela the not so kind awaits!

[Dova Sos]

Originally posted by Fineous🔥:

Bla Bla Bla

Just beaten Margit the Fell Omen first try straight from the start in 15 min. Time for you to wake up. Or should I say time for you to go to bed based on your increasingly incomprehensible blabbering. And take that daedra with you too.

[Lord Bob]

Originally posted by Dova Sos:

Originally posted by Fineous🔥:

Bla Bla Bla

Just beaten Margit the Fell Omen first try straight from the start in 15 min. Time for you to wake up. Or should I say time for you to go to bed based on your increasingly incomprehensible blabbering. And take that daedra with you too.

15 minutes? Amateur numbers. Margit died the moment my character was created. Just like the Tree Sentinel and every other boss.
Hackers are about, and if FromSoft doesn't get their act together, this kind of bs will plague the community forever.

Get off your butt and stop ogling Priscilla's feet, Miyazaki.

But seriously folks, create manual save file back ups and stay safe out there.

[Fineous🔥]

Originally posted by Dova Sos:

Just beaten Margit the Fell Omen first try straight from the start in 15 min. Time for you to wake up. Or should I say time for you to go to bed based on your increasingly incomprehensible blabbering. And take that daedra with you too.

Seriously?......More than one year to kill Malenia. Smart move making your main profile private.

Do you need help with anything Elden Ring related?

[echo_ML]

Originally posted by Lord Bob:

Get off your butt and stop ogling Priscilla's feet, Miyazaki.

It feels like you're talking to me, not Zaki. Wtf man I thought we were friends

[Fineous🔥]

Originally posted by Lord Bob:

Hackers are about, and if FromSoft doesn't get their act together, this kind of bs will plague the community forever.

Get off your butt and stop ogling Priscilla's feet, Miyazaki.

But seriously folks, create manual save file back ups and stay safe out there.

Dude......Dark Soul 3 hacking goblins literally going full Skynet, taking over EVERYONE computers. Elden Ring needs something like that OR WORSE before From decides to fix anything.