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Noticing a ton of fake mechanics (is this even an RPG?)
Like Armor as proven in my previous post, now comes "POISE"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAV7DoYJ50Y

This video says it all, is just worthless.

A few hours ago I got the "Two headed Turtle talisman" that increaes your stamina regeneration and I thought it sounded good, tried it and NOTICED NOTHING.

So I went to the wiki page and read:

"I recorded my screen and compared in a video editor the times, with 192 stamina (erdtree's favor +2, viridian amber medallion +1 and 50 endurance) at stable 60 fps. These are the results, ranging from the frame my stamina bar started to regen from zero to 192:

WITHOUT Two Headed Turtle Talisman and no stamina regen buffs whatsoever: 4.17 seconds
WITH Two Headed Turtle Talisman and no other stamina regen buffs: 3.30 seconds"


This is just outright stupid, WOW A WHOLE 1 SECOND.

This game honestly is not even an RPG anymore, its has a ton of fake mechanics that are basically just gaslighting, to the player or change so little that they mean nothing in the end.
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Darkstorm Jul 5, 2024 @ 4:47pm 
Don't play it.
JocularJosh Jul 5, 2024 @ 4:48pm 
Bro this game lives in your head rent free at this point.
Maybe you should play something else for a while, no?
SGT. Jul 5, 2024 @ 4:49pm 
Ah. A guy claiming to know everything that knows absolutely nothing. Love to see it.
Agravain Jul 5, 2024 @ 4:49pm 
Jesus, all these forum posts and you claim to have a girlfriend? I'm guessing it's Rosy Palm and her five sisters tbh.
Sgt. Flaw Jul 5, 2024 @ 4:51pm 
The funny part is this guy will block you the second you don't agree with him...there's like 2 users here he hasn't blocked
Last edited by Sgt. Flaw; Jul 5, 2024 @ 4:51pm
Eastersimulator Jul 5, 2024 @ 4:51pm 
Originally posted by Armando Broncas:
This game honestly is not even an RPG anymore
DS1 DS2 DS3 BB and ER never have been RPG's
zab Jul 5, 2024 @ 4:51pm 
can you please make 10 more threads every day?
thanks
SGT. Jul 5, 2024 @ 4:52pm 
Originally posted by Sgt. Flaw:
The funny part is this will block you the second you don't agree with him...there's like 2 users here he hasn't blocked

LOL sounds like the kind of guy to run straight to the grace when his phantom dies during an invasion.
Knavenformed Jul 5, 2024 @ 4:53pm 
Originally posted by Sgt. Flaw:
The funny part is this guy will block you the second you don't agree with him...there's like 2 users here he hasn't blocked

This is US
We always were US
We will be US

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWnaWpBCAC0
Lynfinity Jul 5, 2024 @ 4:54pm 
https://youtu.be/IadMQFuxuZ8?si=omPJmalDX2HLGzn4
Alright, at this point it's getting mildly worrisome. Are you having a difficult time in your relationship, resulting in you not receiving enough attention you so crave? Or is it something else? Talk to us, we can figure something out, I promise.
Sgt. Flaw Jul 5, 2024 @ 4:57pm 
Originally posted by SGT. FAP:
Originally posted by Sgt. Flaw:
The funny part is this will block you the second you don't agree with him...there's like 2 users here he hasn't blocked

LOL sounds like the kind of guy to run straight to the grace when his phantom dies during an invasion.
Even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ worse...he'll ragequit and make a bait thread lieing about how it went down and how cheap it is..and post someone else's video as "proof"

This guy triggers tf outta me lol
Last edited by Sgt. Flaw; Jul 5, 2024 @ 4:58pm
Clockwork Jul 5, 2024 @ 4:59pm 
I don't understand why someone who created a thread repeating 3 times in all capital "I'M DONE" is still playing the game/DLC he's done with...
Knavenformed Jul 5, 2024 @ 5:01pm 
Originally posted by Clockwork:
I don't understand why someone who created a thread repeating 3 times in all capital "I'M DONE" is still playing the game/DLC he's done with...

It's weird, he had a problem with Maliketh like 2 days ago.
Did he just give up on it and is just somehow festering here?

He should be doing a Hoarah post in the 24 hours or we are doomed with this spam for a long while
Agravain Jul 5, 2024 @ 5:02pm 
Originally posted by Clockwork:
I don't understand why someone who created a thread repeating 3 times in all capital "I'M DONE" is still playing the game/DLC he's done with...
Because he's so starved for real life attention that he seeks it out here, intentionally being as inflammatory as possible to elicit a reaction. The Steam forums probably make up around 50% of his "Social" interactions.
Krazy Wallet Jul 5, 2024 @ 5:03pm 
A whole 1 second.... is a 20% change from the original value approximately. That's no small figure and is actually very significant in a game about stamina management. You're only considering the difference without putting into context of the whole when you state a 1 second difference. I found the original post on Fextralife who does it justice and puts it in context of percentage change.

Sorry but you don't know what you're talking about, this charm is amazing.
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Date Posted: Jul 5, 2024 @ 4:43pm
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