Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Courier's Caffeine
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185 Comments
what if it can be both a drinkable and a throwable
Drink for caffeinated boost
throw to burn your enemies with hot coffee!
Ash_the_first Jun 16 @ 9:34am 
like scout need to have more energy and be faster...
[DFS][GmT] trollbreeder May 5 @ 3:44am 
coffe.
❄ FrøstyHoneyJuicy ❄ Jun 29, 2015 @ 12:40am 
@ZombiePlasticClock
You're welcome & Good luck!

Also I meant to say "I am not sarcastic", instead of "I am no sarcastic". I missed to press the "T" button. Anyway, you got the point!
ZombiePlasticClock  [author] Jun 29, 2015 @ 12:13am 
@ Frosty

Thanks for the compliment! I've been debating making a new version of this, Might do it after all
❄ FrøstyHoneyJuicy ❄ Jun 28, 2015 @ 9:19pm 
Mannnn, coffee lovers would LOVE this.
(No, I am no sarcastic. This item seriously looks cool!)
Calibre Mann. Jun 27, 2015 @ 5:57pm 
Its Perfection! Its got quality and the Awesomeness in it! This should be added! And Id Like One!
ZombiePlasticClock  [author] Feb 10, 2015 @ 7:44pm 
@ Swag master

Haha thanks, been a while since someone commented on this. You'll be pleased to know then that a new version is on my to-do list.
Cheddär Feb 10, 2015 @ 5:01pm 
Love this!!! this is a really cool item to have
Wafflez S> Scout & Pyro Hats Oct 18, 2014 @ 9:02pm 
maybe you can make a mad milk version too
Sportacus Jul 31, 2014 @ 7:50am 
Stats:

+When drank:Increases speed by 30% and take 15% Less damage for everything for 7 seconds
-When effects clear:Decreases speed by 30% and take 15% More damage from everything for 4 seconds
Pokénin Jul 19, 2014 @ 6:23am 
You should also make it for the sniper, since he was drinking coffee in Meet The Sniper.
♥ Gay Loser ♥ Jul 1, 2014 @ 6:44pm 
this should be for sniper instead still good
Da Snippa Jun 25, 2014 @ 1:05am 
sluuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppp
Jun 20, 2014 @ 8:38am 
Truely amazing!
Wafflez S> Scout & Pyro Hats Jun 19, 2014 @ 2:24am 
*soda
Wafflez S> Scout & Pyro Hats Jun 19, 2014 @ 2:23am 
also have a atomizer and soad popper version that would be REALLY cool
shrieK Jun 12, 2014 @ 7:27am 
Well it's a solid idea, but maybe the effects should have something to do with burn? So you soak an enemy with it and the enemy has after burn damage almost like bleed?
Wafflez S> Scout & Pyro Hats May 17, 2014 @ 7:56pm 
call it lethal latte or something like that
Wafflez S> Scout & Pyro Hats May 17, 2014 @ 7:55pm 
Pls make a crit o cola version of this
Hedgie May 12, 2014 @ 4:36am 
Expresso is better than espresso because speed puns
SOMEONE'S IN MY FRUIT CELLAR! Mar 22, 2014 @ 4:43pm 
This is perfect. Though, would it be a Bonk or Crit a Cola reskin? if neither, I'd love to know what it'd be. Anyway, rate up.
Tristianity Mar 16, 2014 @ 4:21am 
Make it a thrown weapon which burns opponents, that would be cool
Zirkel Mar 3, 2014 @ 10:56pm 
Stat wise, maybe;
+30% Fire Resistance
+33% Melee Damge(About 10 more damage)
-40% Speed for 5 seconds after wearoff.(Speed of reg demoman)
ZombiePlasticClock  [author] Nov 14, 2013 @ 2:53pm 
@ Syndicate Clive

... Hm. That would have been nice to know sooner. If I do a v2, I'll be sure to spell it correctly. Or go with a new label, not sure yet.
Nate Jo Nov 14, 2013 @ 8:52am 
It's "ESPRESSO"
Jonathan Nov 11, 2013 @ 1:58pm 
The best!
JackAxeWell Sep 26, 2013 @ 7:27pm 
So,what kind of effects will you give it?Maybe increase running speed x 2?
The Maddocktor Sep 26, 2013 @ 7:06am 
This is super cool Reskin?
IonBear Aug 28, 2013 @ 1:54pm 
Yes it would
Mr Friendly Aug 3, 2013 @ 3:21am 
I think this would be awesome as a bonk reskin :D
Hyxie Jul 8, 2013 @ 5:46am 
I could see it increase speed and firerate for a little while.
Arktomys May 27, 2013 @ 12:18pm 
Why don't you publish this in GameBanana? Just like your Private Twinkletoes and Cheetahmann submissions.
[DFS] The Caretaker May 16, 2013 @ 12:13pm 
run at twice the speed
take twice the damage
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NanoTyranno Apr 12, 2013 @ 9:18am 
valve just add it CUZ ITS AWESOME....
ZombiePlasticClock  [author] Feb 2, 2013 @ 5:33pm 
@ Trickster Blind

Technically, the Crit-a-Cola, even though they use the same exact model.
ケロ Feb 2, 2013 @ 4:16pm 
We don't have a BONK reskin weapon yet, do we... This would be cool.
Ubercat Dec 3, 2012 @ 1:00pm 
most likely would be a last ditch attempt wep
Ubercat Dec 3, 2012 @ 12:59pm 
by -35 damage I mean it's a bad thing= - and that you lose 35 health on use
Ubercat Dec 3, 2012 @ 12:58pm 
on use
+bonk effect 4 sec
+crit a cola effect normal time ammount
-35 damage
_-BoomBox-_ Nov 14, 2012 @ 10:21am 
on use: (for 5 seconds)
+90% max. speed
+70% resist to bullets
-30% resist to fire
-100% damage
You burning for 5 seconds
Splooge McDucc (GlitterSquid) Oct 17, 2012 @ 5:16pm 
@SsS| ZombiePlasticClock
That's perfect, I could see it in a set with the boston basher.
ZombiePlasticClock  [author] Oct 17, 2012 @ 12:04am 
@ LinkorZelda

-On drink: Burn yourself, idiot.
Splooge McDucc (GlitterSquid) Oct 16, 2012 @ 2:53pm 
+30% damage resistance
+20% Speed

-15% chance to burn your tounge dealing 15 damage and you get no benefits if that happens.
Gandhi, Master Of Diarrhea Oct 7, 2012 @ 7:48pm 
+80% Speed
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-30% Accuracy
ZombiePlasticClock  [author] Oct 4, 2012 @ 8:11pm 
@ Sgt. Johnson

Actually someone else did this even before me. But the texture and model wasn't very good, so I took a crack at it. Who knows? Maybe yours will even be better than mine!
Acrias Oct 4, 2012 @ 6:13pm 
I actually thought about making something like this, i had the idea when i was just sitting around, but good thing, someone else had the same idea, and already made it. Saves me the work. Thumbs up.
Iucounu Sep 6, 2012 @ 6:17pm 
definitely needs to be in-game.
ZombiePlasticClock  [author] Jul 30, 2012 @ 10:13pm 
Oh wait, duh. "The Courier". I hear ya. XD