The Courier's Caffeine
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SinfulPurity Jul 19 @ 6:23am 
You should also make it for the sniper, since he was drinking coffee in Meet The Sniper.
Mr_Alime Jul 14 @ 7:16am 
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bloodshot Jul 1 @ 6:44pm 
this should be for sniper instead still good
The Paradox Lord Jun 25 @ 1:05am 
sluuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppp
Kitty Waffle Jun 20 @ 8:38am 
Truely amazing!
Cream Puff Jun 19 @ 2:24am 
*soda
Cream Puff Jun 19 @ 2:23am 
also have a atomizer and soad popper version that would be REALLY cool
Well it's a solid idea, but maybe the effects should have something to do with burn? So you soak an enemy with it and the enemy has after burn damage almost like bleed?
Cream Puff May 17 @ 7:56pm 
call it lethal latte or something like that
Cream Puff May 17 @ 7:55pm 
Pls make a crit o cola version of this
Sprinkles May 12 @ 4:36am 
Expresso is better than espresso because speed puns
This is perfect. Though, would it be a Bonk or Crit a Cola reskin? if neither, I'd love to know what it'd be. Anyway, rate up.
Tristianity Mar 16 @ 4:21am 
Make it a thrown weapon which burns opponents, that would be cool
Zirkel ᴺᵂ Mar 3 @ 10:56pm 
Stat wise, maybe;
+30% Fire Resistance
+33% Melee Damge(About 10 more damage)
-40% Speed for 5 seconds after wearoff.(Speed of reg demoman)
ZombiePlasticClock  [author] Nov 14, 2013 @ 2:53pm 
@ Syndicate Clive

... Hm. That would have been nice to know sooner. If I do a v2, I'll be sure to spell it correctly. Or go with a new label, not sure yet.
B1n0ry Clive Nov 14, 2013 @ 8:52am 
It's "ESPRESSO"
Jona Nov 11, 2013 @ 1:58pm 
The best!
JackAxeWell Sep 26, 2013 @ 7:27pm 
So,what kind of effects will you give it?Maybe increase running speed x 2?
Mad doctor™ I AM SENPAI Sep 26, 2013 @ 7:06am 
This is super cool Reskin?
Luigi'sPetBear Aug 28, 2013 @ 1:54pm 
Yes it would
Mr Friendly Aug 3, 2013 @ 3:21am 
I think this would be awesome as a bonk reskin :D
Hyx Jul 8, 2013 @ 5:46am 
I could see it increase speed and firerate for a little while.
Arktomys May 27, 2013 @ 12:18pm 
Why don't you publish this in GameBanana? Just like your Private Twinkletoes and Cheetahmann submissions.
Blacksmith Hunter May 16, 2013 @ 12:13pm 
run at twice the speed
take twice the damage
CyberSaber Apr 30, 2013 @ 9:03pm 
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TwistedTimes Apr 12, 2013 @ 9:18am 
valve just add it CUZ ITS AWESOME....
ZombiePlasticClock  [author] Feb 2, 2013 @ 5:33pm 
@ Trickster Blind

Technically, the Crit-a-Cola, even though they use the same exact model.
TIMESUNK GOAT Feb 2, 2013 @ 4:16pm 
We don't have a BONK reskin weapon yet, do we... This would be cool.
ubercat Potato Computer 4000 Dec 3, 2012 @ 1:00pm 
most likely would be a last ditch attempt wep
ubercat Potato Computer 4000 Dec 3, 2012 @ 12:59pm 
by -35 damage I mean it's a bad thing= - and that you lose 35 health on use
ubercat Potato Computer 4000 Dec 3, 2012 @ 12:58pm 
on use
+bonk effect 4 sec
+crit a cola effect normal time ammount
-35 damage
_-BoomBox-_ Nov 14, 2012 @ 10:21am 
on use: (for 5 seconds)
+90% max. speed
+70% resist to bullets
-30% resist to fire
-100% damage
You burning for 5 seconds
Google Chrom (GlitterSquid) Oct 17, 2012 @ 5:16pm 
@SsS| ZombiePlasticClock
That's perfect, I could see it in a set with the boston basher.
ZombiePlasticClock  [author] Oct 17, 2012 @ 12:04am 
@ LinkorZelda

-On drink: Burn yourself, idiot.
Google Chrom (GlitterSquid) Oct 16, 2012 @ 2:53pm 
+30% damage resistance
+20% Speed

-15% chance to burn your tounge dealing 15 damage and you get no benefits if that happens.
Slurpuff McThunder Oct 7, 2012 @ 7:48pm 
+80% Speed
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-30% Accuracy
ZombiePlasticClock  [author] Oct 4, 2012 @ 8:11pm 
@ Sgt. Johnson

Actually someone else did this even before me. But the texture and model wasn't very good, so I took a crack at it. Who knows? Maybe yours will even be better than mine!
Genesis Oct 4, 2012 @ 6:13pm 
I actually thought about making something like this, i had the idea when i was just sitting around, but good thing, someone else had the same idea, and already made it. Saves me the work. Thumbs up.
God Sep 6, 2012 @ 6:17pm 
definitely needs to be in-game.
ZombiePlasticClock  [author] Jul 30, 2012 @ 10:13pm 
Oh wait, duh. "The Courier". I hear ya. XD
ZombiePlasticClock  [author] Jul 30, 2012 @ 10:13pm 
@ Steris

Fallout reference? I played the hell out of Fallout 3 and New Vegas, and I don't get it.
arachnidsGonad Jul 28, 2012 @ 11:10am 
inb4 Fallout NV references.
Lucas2616 Jul 21, 2012 @ 7:41pm 
thank u
:P

this is for u:

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ZombiePlasticClock  [author] Jul 20, 2012 @ 8:49pm 
@ Hiphoppapotamus

I don't know what made me smile more, the awesome ASCII art, or the Flight of the Conchords reference in your username. Regardless, thanks for being awesome!
Lucas2616 Jul 20, 2012 @ 6:43pm 
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[ZG] Zandorum / Slalom Jul 11, 2012 @ 5:13am 
The Courier's Caffeine:
Class: Scout
Type: Secondary

Stats:
On Drink:
+50% Evasiveness (50% of the Time when you are shot it will say MISS).
+25% Movement Speed.
Can Tripple Jump.
On Ware Off:
+50% Damage Vulnerability.
-25% Movement Speed.
Cannot Double Jump.
Intr1nsik Jun 24, 2012 @ 2:19am 
"you won't even feel your heart stop."
Intr1nsik Jun 23, 2012 @ 5:33pm 
It should give a speed boost to the scout while allowwing him to use his weapons, however damage taken is increased. During the duration of the effect, if the scout's health reaches zero, he stays alive until the the effect ends.
Silly HypehrCanehdian, eh? Jun 17, 2012 @ 1:11pm 
this shud either be a throwable (which would disppoint me) or a drinkable that heals like 20 health and speeds the character a little.
Lesbillionaire Jun 17, 2012 @ 9:58am 
kinda true that the drinkable items are lacking creative models. also CoC sucks in my opinion aswell. actually would be a waste to drench the enemy in delicious Capuchino.
but then they should concider changin the weapon-select-animation cause u know, we all like to flick a hot cup of coffee in the air.