Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Courier's Caffeine
190 Comments
Grape Juice Gaming Oct 2, 2024 @ 7:30pm 
Scouts more of an energy drink person
Tenna Aug 17, 2023 @ 6:28pm 
Motto: TOO. MUCH. CAFFEINE.
404_coffee.exe May 22, 2022 @ 2:14pm 
I feel like scout with coffee would be a migraine
XenaTek May 3, 2019 @ 7:35pm 
(epic gamer music)
hopes and dreams gaming Aug 16, 2018 @ 8:35am 
YOU CAN SLEEP WHEN YOU'RE DEAD!
Hot N Spicy McChicken Oct 8, 2016 @ 11:16am 
what if it can be both a drinkable and a throwable
Drink for caffeinated boost
throw to burn your enemies with hot coffee!
Ash_the_first Jun 16, 2016 @ 9:34am 
like scout need to have more energy and be faster... :steamfacepalm:
Trobby May 5, 2016 @ 3:44am 
coffe.
❄ FrostyHoneyJuicy ❄ Jun 29, 2015 @ 12:40am 
@ZombiePlasticClock
You're welcome & Good luck! :happy_creep:

Also I meant to say "I am not sarcastic", instead of "I am no sarcastic". I missed to press the "T" button. Anyway, you got the point!
Dumb  [author] Jun 29, 2015 @ 12:13am 
@ Frosty

Thanks for the compliment! I've been debating making a new version of this, Might do it after all
❄ FrostyHoneyJuicy ❄ Jun 28, 2015 @ 9:19pm 
Mannnn, coffee lovers would LOVE this.
(No, I am no sarcastic. This item seriously looks cool!)
Jeem Cari Jun 27, 2015 @ 5:57pm 
Its Perfection! Its got quality and the Awesomeness in it! This should be added! And Id Like One!
Dumb  [author] Feb 10, 2015 @ 7:44pm 
@ Swag master

Haha thanks, been a while since someone commented on this. You'll be pleased to know then that a new version is on my to-do list.
CP Möney Feb 10, 2015 @ 5:01pm 
Love this!!! this is a really cool item to have
The Muslim Man From Muslim Land Oct 18, 2014 @ 9:02pm 
maybe you can make a mad milk version too
BakedMemes Jul 31, 2014 @ 7:50am 
Stats:

+When drank:Increases speed by 30% and take 15% Less damage for everything for 7 seconds
-When effects clear:Decreases speed by 30% and take 15% More damage from everything for 4 seconds
pedro Jul 19, 2014 @ 6:23am 
You should also make it for the sniper, since he was drinking coffee in Meet The Sniper.
Niko Kōnstantînos Jul 1, 2014 @ 6:44pm 
this should be for sniper instead still good
nowhere girl Jun 25, 2014 @ 1:05am 
sluuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppp
Amari Jun 20, 2014 @ 8:38am 
Truely amazing!
The Muslim Man From Muslim Land Jun 19, 2014 @ 2:24am 
*soda
The Muslim Man From Muslim Land Jun 19, 2014 @ 2:23am 
also have a atomizer and soad popper version that would be REALLY cool
preZ Jun 12, 2014 @ 7:27am 
Well it's a solid idea, but maybe the effects should have something to do with burn? So you soak an enemy with it and the enemy has after burn damage almost like bleed?
The Muslim Man From Muslim Land May 17, 2014 @ 7:56pm 
call it lethal latte or something like that
The Muslim Man From Muslim Land May 17, 2014 @ 7:55pm 
Pls make a crit o cola version of this
Nixe May 12, 2014 @ 4:36am 
Expresso is better than espresso because speed puns
Baja Blasphemous Mar 22, 2014 @ 4:43pm 
This is perfect. Though, would it be a Bonk or Crit a Cola reskin? if neither, I'd love to know what it'd be. Anyway, rate up.
Tristianity Mar 16, 2014 @ 4:21am 
Make it a thrown weapon which burns opponents, that would be cool
Zirkel Mar 3, 2014 @ 10:56pm 
Stat wise, maybe;
+30% Fire Resistance
+33% Melee Damge(About 10 more damage)
-40% Speed for 5 seconds after wearoff.(Speed of reg demoman)
Dumb  [author] Nov 14, 2013 @ 2:53pm 
@ Syndicate Clive

... Hm. That would have been nice to know sooner. If I do a v2, I'll be sure to spell it correctly. Or go with a new label, not sure yet.
Nate Jo Nov 14, 2013 @ 8:52am 
It's "ESPRESSO"
Jonathan Dierckx Nov 11, 2013 @ 1:58pm 
The best!
TheSarcasticPossum Sep 26, 2013 @ 7:27pm 
So,what kind of effects will you give it?Maybe increase running speed x 2?
Maddocktor Sep 26, 2013 @ 7:06am 
This is super cool Reskin?
Moon of Andor Aug 28, 2013 @ 1:54pm 
Yes it would
Mr Friendly Aug 3, 2013 @ 3:21am 
I think this would be awesome as a bonk reskin :D
Hyx Jul 8, 2013 @ 5:46am 
I could see it increase speed and firerate for a little while.
ærk May 27, 2013 @ 12:18pm 
Why don't you publish this in GameBanana? Just like your Private Twinkletoes and Cheetahmann submissions.
The Caretaker May 16, 2013 @ 12:13pm 
run at twice the speed
take twice the damage
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Hauntwick Apr 12, 2013 @ 9:18am 
valve just add it CUZ ITS AWESOME....
Dumb  [author] Feb 2, 2013 @ 5:33pm 
@ Trickster Blind

Technically, the Crit-a-Cola, even though they use the same exact model.
barikan Feb 2, 2013 @ 4:16pm 
We don't have a BONK reskin weapon yet, do we... This would be cool.
Siren System Dec 3, 2012 @ 1:00pm 
most likely would be a last ditch attempt wep
Siren System Dec 3, 2012 @ 12:59pm 
by -35 damage I mean it's a bad thing= - and that you lose 35 health on use
Siren System Dec 3, 2012 @ 12:58pm 
on use
+bonk effect 4 sec
+crit a cola effect normal time ammount
-35 damage
_-BoomBox-_ Nov 14, 2012 @ 10:21am 
on use: (for 5 seconds)
+90% max. speed
+70% resist to bullets
-30% resist to fire
-100% damage
You burning for 5 seconds
Splooge McDucc (GlitterSquid) Oct 17, 2012 @ 5:16pm 
@SsS| ZombiePlasticClock
That's perfect, I could see it in a set with the boston basher.
Dumb  [author] Oct 17, 2012 @ 12:04am 
@ LinkorZelda

-On drink: Burn yourself, idiot.
Splooge McDucc (GlitterSquid) Oct 16, 2012 @ 2:53pm 
+30% damage resistance
+20% Speed

-15% chance to burn your tounge dealing 15 damage and you get no benefits if that happens.