Steam Community :: The Courier's Caffeine

TheKingOfHyrule Oct 8, 2016 @ 11:16am

what if it can be both a drinkable and a throwable
Drink for caffeinated boost
throw to burn your enemies with hot coffee!

Ash_the_first Jun 16, 2016 @ 9:34am

like scout need to have more energy and be faster...

[DFS] [GmT] trollbreeder May 5, 2016 @ 3:44am

coffe.

❄ FrøstyHoneyJuicy ❄ Jun 29, 2015 @ 12:40am

@ZombiePlasticClock
You're welcome & Good luck!

Also I meant to say "I am not sarcastic", instead of "I am no sarcastic". I missed to press the "T" button. Anyway, you got the point!

ZombiePlasticClock [author] Jun 29, 2015 @ 12:13am

@ Frosty

Thanks for the compliment! I've been debating making a new version of this, Might do it after all

❄ FrøstyHoneyJuicy ❄ Jun 28, 2015 @ 9:19pm

Mannnn, coffee lovers would LOVE this.
(No, I am no sarcastic. This item seriously looks cool!)

That Guy Calibre Jun 27, 2015 @ 5:57pm

Its Perfection! Its got quality and the Awesomeness in it! This should be added! And Id Like One!

ZombiePlasticClock [author] Feb 10, 2015 @ 7:44pm

@ Swag master

Haha thanks, been a while since someone commented on this. You'll be pleased to know then that a new version is on my to-do list.

CP Möney Feb 10, 2015 @ 5:01pm

Love this!!! this is a really cool item to have

Chloe Carmichael Oct 18, 2014 @ 9:02pm

maybe you can make a mad milk version too

Doomfist's Big Meaty Fist Jul 31, 2014 @ 7:50am

Stats:

+When drank:Increases speed by 30% and take 15% Less damage for everything for 7 seconds
-When effects clear:Decreases speed by 30% and take 15% More damage from everything for 4 seconds

Poche Jul 19, 2014 @ 6:23am

You should also make it for the sniper, since he was drinking coffee in Meet The Sniper.

Gay Loser 💜 Jul 1, 2014 @ 6:44pm

this should be for sniper instead still good

Sam Jun 25, 2014 @ 1:05am

sluuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppp

lamar Jun 20, 2014 @ 8:38am

Truely amazing!

Chloe Carmichael Jun 19, 2014 @ 2:24am

*soda

Chloe Carmichael Jun 19, 2014 @ 2:23am

also have a atomizer and soad popper version that would be REALLY cool

xtrin Jun 12, 2014 @ 7:27am

Well it's a solid idea, but maybe the effects should have something to do with burn? So you soak an enemy with it and the enemy has after burn damage almost like bleed?

Chloe Carmichael May 17, 2014 @ 7:56pm

call it lethal latte or something like that

Chloe Carmichael May 17, 2014 @ 7:55pm

Pls make a crit o cola version of this

★Space Cat🌠 May 12, 2014 @ 4:36am

Expresso is better than espresso because speed puns

Lesbian Vampirate Mar 22, 2014 @ 4:43pm

This is perfect. Though, would it be a Bonk or Crit a Cola reskin? if neither, I'd love to know what it'd be. Anyway, rate up.

Tristianity Mar 16, 2014 @ 4:21am

Make it a thrown weapon which burns opponents, that would be cool

Zirkel Mar 3, 2014 @ 10:56pm

Stat wise, maybe;
+30% Fire Resistance
+33% Melee Damge(About 10 more damage)
-40% Speed for 5 seconds after wearoff.(Speed of reg demoman)

ZombiePlasticClock [author] Nov 14, 2013 @ 2:53pm

@ Syndicate Clive

... Hm. That would have been nice to know sooner. If I do a v2, I'll be sure to spell it correctly. Or go with a new label, not sure yet.

Nate Jo Nov 14, 2013 @ 8:52am

It's "ESPRESSO"

Jonathan Nov 11, 2013 @ 1:58pm

The best!

JackAxeWell Sep 26, 2013 @ 7:27pm

So,what kind of effects will you give it?Maybe increase running speed x 2?

The Maddocktor Sep 26, 2013 @ 7:06am

This is super cool Reskin?

IonBear Aug 28, 2013 @ 1:54pm

Yes it would

Mr Friendly Aug 3, 2013 @ 3:21am

I think this would be awesome as a bonk reskin :D

Senpai Jul 8, 2013 @ 5:46am

I could see it increase speed and firerate for a little while.

Arktomys May 27, 2013 @ 12:18pm

Why don't you publish this in GameBanana? Just like your Private Twinkletoes and Cheetahmann submissions.

[DFS] The Caretaker May 16, 2013 @ 12:13pm

run at twice the speed
take twice the damage

CyberSaber Apr 30, 2013 @ 9:03pm

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NanoTyranno Apr 12, 2013 @ 9:18am

valve just add it CUZ ITS AWESOME....

ZombiePlasticClock [author] Feb 2, 2013 @ 5:33pm

@ Trickster Blind

Technically, the Crit-a-Cola, even though they use the same exact model.

ケロ Feb 2, 2013 @ 4:16pm

We don't have a BONK reskin weapon yet, do we... This would be cool.

Ubercat Dec 3, 2012 @ 1:00pm

most likely would be a last ditch attempt wep

Ubercat Dec 3, 2012 @ 12:59pm

by -35 damage I mean it's a bad thing= - and that you lose 35 health on use

Ubercat Dec 3, 2012 @ 12:58pm

on use
+bonk effect 4 sec
+crit a cola effect normal time ammount
-35 damage

_-BoomBox-_ Nov 14, 2012 @ 10:21am

on use: (for 5 seconds)
+90% max. speed
+70% resist to bullets
-30% resist to fire
-100% damage
You burning for 5 seconds

Splooge McDucc (GlitterSquid) Oct 17, 2012 @ 5:16pm

@SsS| ZombiePlasticClock
That's perfect, I could see it in a set with the boston basher.

ZombiePlasticClock [author] Oct 17, 2012 @ 12:04am

@ LinkorZelda

-On drink: Burn yourself, idiot.

Splooge McDucc (GlitterSquid) Oct 16, 2012 @ 2:53pm

+30% damage resistance
+20% Speed

-15% chance to burn your tounge dealing 15 damage and you get no benefits if that happens.

Gandhi, Master Of Diarrhea Oct 7, 2012 @ 7:48pm

+80% Speed
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-30% Accuracy

ZombiePlasticClock [author] Oct 4, 2012 @ 8:11pm

@ Sgt. Johnson

Actually someone else did this even before me. But the texture and model wasn't very good, so I took a crack at it. Who knows? Maybe yours will even be better than mine!

Acrias Oct 4, 2012 @ 6:13pm

I actually thought about making something like this, i had the idea when i was just sitting around, but good thing, someone else had the same idea, and already made it. Saves me the work. Thumbs up.

Cugel Sep 6, 2012 @ 6:17pm

definitely needs to be in-game.

ZombiePlasticClock [author] Jul 30, 2012 @ 10:13pm

Oh wait, duh. "The Courier". I hear ya. XD

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