The Courier's Caffeine
178 Comments
< >
Wafflez Oct 18 @ 9:02pm 
maybe you can make a mad milk version too
Froody FaussBehr Jul 31 @ 7:50am 
Stats:

+When drank:Increases speed by 30% and take 15% Less damage for everything for 7 seconds
-When effects clear:Decreases speed by 30% and take 15% More damage from everything for 4 seconds
Paige Jul 19 @ 6:23am 
You should also make it for the sniper, since he was drinking coffee in Meet The Sniper.
bloodshot Jul 1 @ 6:44pm 
this should be for sniper instead still good
The Paradox Lord Jun 25 @ 1:05am 
sluuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppp
Soul Jun 20 @ 8:38am 
Truely amazing!
Wafflez Jun 19 @ 2:24am 
*soda
Wafflez Jun 19 @ 2:23am 
also have a atomizer and soad popper version that would be REALLY cool
🎅ᴾᴾᴹUnderGoRny Jun 12 @ 7:27am 
Well it's a solid idea, but maybe the effects should have something to do with burn? So you soak an enemy with it and the enemy has after burn damage almost like bleed?
Wafflez May 17 @ 7:56pm 
call it lethal latte or something like that
Wafflez May 17 @ 7:55pm 
Pls make a crit o cola version of this
Sanic May 12 @ 4:36am 
Expresso is better than espresso because speed puns
This is perfect. Though, would it be a Bonk or Crit a Cola reskin? if neither, I'd love to know what it'd be. Anyway, rate up.
Tristianity Mar 16 @ 4:21am 
Make it a thrown weapon which burns opponents, that would be cool
Zirkel ᴺᵂ Mar 3 @ 10:56pm 
Stat wise, maybe;
+30% Fire Resistance
+33% Melee Damge(About 10 more damage)
-40% Speed for 5 seconds after wearoff.(Speed of reg demoman)
Zombie is AFK  [author] Nov 14, 2013 @ 2:53pm 
@ Syndicate Clive

... Hm. That would have been nice to know sooner. If I do a v2, I'll be sure to spell it correctly. Or go with a new label, not sure yet.
Clive "Church" Nov 14, 2013 @ 8:52am 
It's "ESPRESSO"
Jona Nov 11, 2013 @ 1:58pm 
The best!
JackAxeWell Sep 26, 2013 @ 7:27pm 
So,what kind of effects will you give it?Maybe increase running speed x 2?
maddocktor Sep 26, 2013 @ 7:06am 
This is super cool Reskin?
Luigi'sPetBear Aug 28, 2013 @ 1:54pm 
Yes it would
Mr Friendly Aug 3, 2013 @ 3:21am 
I think this would be awesome as a bonk reskin :D
Hyx Jul 8, 2013 @ 5:46am 
I could see it increase speed and firerate for a little while.
Arktomys May 27, 2013 @ 12:18pm 
Why don't you publish this in GameBanana? Just like your Private Twinkletoes and Cheetahmann submissions.
[DFS] The Cheermaker May 16, 2013 @ 12:13pm 
run at twice the speed
take twice the damage
CyberSaber Apr 30, 2013 @ 9:03pm 
░░░░░░░░░░░████
░░░░░░░░░░░█░░█
░░░░░░░░░░█░░░█
░░░░░░░░░█░░░░█
█████████░░░░░███████
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░Valve░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░should░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░ add░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░this cuz ░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░It's fucking epic░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█████░░░░░░░░░█
███████░░░░█████████
NanoTyranno™ Apr 12, 2013 @ 9:18am 
valve just add it CUZ ITS AWESOME....
Zombie is AFK  [author] Feb 2, 2013 @ 5:33pm 
@ Trickster Blind

Technically, the Crit-a-Cola, even though they use the same exact model.
SOLID SNAKE Feb 2, 2013 @ 4:16pm 
We don't have a BONK reskin weapon yet, do we... This would be cool.
ubercat Dec 3, 2012 @ 1:00pm 
most likely would be a last ditch attempt wep
ubercat Dec 3, 2012 @ 12:59pm 
by -35 damage I mean it's a bad thing= - and that you lose 35 health on use
ubercat Dec 3, 2012 @ 12:58pm 
on use
+bonk effect 4 sec
+crit a cola effect normal time ammount
-35 damage
_-BoomBox-_ Nov 14, 2012 @ 10:21am 
on use: (for 5 seconds)
+90% max. speed
+70% resist to bullets
-30% resist to fire
-100% damage
You burning for 5 seconds
Google Chrom (GlitterSquid) Oct 17, 2012 @ 5:16pm 
@SsS| ZombiePlasticClock
That's perfect, I could see it in a set with the boston basher.
Zombie is AFK  [author] Oct 17, 2012 @ 12:04am 
@ LinkorZelda

-On drink: Burn yourself, idiot.
Google Chrom (GlitterSquid) Oct 16, 2012 @ 2:53pm 
+30% damage resistance
+20% Speed

-15% chance to burn your tounge dealing 15 damage and you get no benefits if that happens.
Slurpuff McThunder Oct 7, 2012 @ 7:48pm 
+80% Speed
____________________
-30% Accuracy
Zombie is AFK  [author] Oct 4, 2012 @ 8:11pm 
@ Sgt. Johnson

Actually someone else did this even before me. But the texture and model wasn't very good, so I took a crack at it. Who knows? Maybe yours will even be better than mine!
Acrias Oct 4, 2012 @ 6:13pm 
I actually thought about making something like this, i had the idea when i was just sitting around, but good thing, someone else had the same idea, and already made it. Saves me the work. Thumbs up.
God Sep 6, 2012 @ 6:17pm 
definitely needs to be in-game.
Zombie is AFK  [author] Jul 30, 2012 @ 10:13pm 
Oh wait, duh. "The Courier". I hear ya. XD
Zombie is AFK  [author] Jul 30, 2012 @ 10:13pm 
@ Steris

Fallout reference? I played the hell out of Fallout 3 and New Vegas, and I don't get it.
arachnidsGonad Jul 28, 2012 @ 11:10am 
inb4 Fallout NV references.
Lucas2616 Jul 21, 2012 @ 7:41pm 
thank u
:P

this is for u:

░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▄
░░░░░░░░░░░█░░█
░░░░░░░░░░░█░░█
░░░░░░░░░░░█░░█
░░░░░░░░░░█░░░█
░░░░░░░░░█░░░░█
███████▄▄█░░░░░██████▄
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█████░░░░░░░░░█
██████▀░░░░▀▀█████
Zombie is AFK  [author] Jul 20, 2012 @ 8:49pm 
@ Hiphoppapotamus

I don't know what made me smile more, the awesome ASCII art, or the Flight of the Conchords reference in your username. Regardless, thanks for being awesome!
Lucas2616 Jul 20, 2012 @ 6:43pm 
░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▄
░░░░░░░░░░░█░░█
░░░░░░░░░░░█░░█
░░░░░░░░░░░█░░█
░░░░░░░░░░█░░░█
░░░░░░░░░█░░░░█
███████▄▄█░░░░░██████▄
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█████░░░░░░░░░█
██████▀░░░░▀▀█████
[ZG] Zandorum Jul 11, 2012 @ 5:13am 
The Courier's Caffeine:
Class: Scout
Type: Secondary

Stats:
On Drink:
+50% Evasiveness (50% of the Time when you are shot it will say MISS).
+25% Movement Speed.
Can Tripple Jump.
On Ware Off:
+50% Damage Vulnerability.
-25% Movement Speed.
Cannot Double Jump.
RevolverJ Jun 24, 2012 @ 2:19am 
"you won't even feel your heart stop."
RevolverJ Jun 23, 2012 @ 5:33pm 
It should give a speed boost to the scout while allowwing him to use his weapons, however damage taken is increased. During the duration of the effect, if the scout's health reaches zero, he stays alive until the the effect ends.
:33< HypurrCanehdian Jun 17, 2012 @ 1:11pm 
this shud either be a throwable (which would disppoint me) or a drinkable that heals like 20 health and speeds the character a little.