Team Fortress 2
The Courier's Caffeine
189 σχόλια
Wiggy 17 Αυγ 2023, 18:28 
Motto: TOO. MUCH. CAFFEINE.
404_coffee.exe 22 Μαϊ 2022, 14:14 
I feel like scout with coffee would be a migraine
XenaTek 3 Μαϊ 2019, 19:35 
(epic gamer music)
too eepy for this shit 16 Αυγ 2018, 8:35 
YOU CAN SLEEP WHEN YOU'RE DEAD!
daddypenis69 8 Οκτ 2016, 11:16 
what if it can be both a drinkable and a throwable
Drink for caffeinated boost
throw to burn your enemies with hot coffee!
Ash_the_first 16 Ιουν 2016, 9:34 
like scout need to have more energy and be faster... :steamfacepalm:
Trobby 5 Μαϊ 2016, 3:44 
coffe.
❄ FrostyHoneyJuicy ❄ 29 Ιουν 2015, 0:40 
@ZombiePlasticClock
You're welcome & Good luck! :happy_creep:

Also I meant to say "I am not sarcastic", instead of "I am no sarcastic". I missed to press the "T" button. Anyway, you got the point!
Momo  [Δημιουργός] 29 Ιουν 2015, 0:13 
@ Frosty

Thanks for the compliment! I've been debating making a new version of this, Might do it after all
❄ FrostyHoneyJuicy ❄ 28 Ιουν 2015, 21:19 
Mannnn, coffee lovers would LOVE this.
(No, I am no sarcastic. This item seriously looks cool!)
Jeem Cari 27 Ιουν 2015, 17:57 
Its Perfection! Its got quality and the Awesomeness in it! This should be added! And Id Like One!
Momo  [Δημιουργός] 10 Φεβ 2015, 19:44 
@ Swag master

Haha thanks, been a while since someone commented on this. You'll be pleased to know then that a new version is on my to-do list.
CP Möney 10 Φεβ 2015, 17:01 
Love this!!! this is a really cool item to have
The Muslim Man From Muslim Land 18 Οκτ 2014, 21:02 
maybe you can make a mad milk version too
BakedMemes 31 Ιουλ 2014, 7:50 
Stats:

+When drank:Increases speed by 30% and take 15% Less damage for everything for 7 seconds
-When effects clear:Decreases speed by 30% and take 15% More damage from everything for 4 seconds
Viewtiful 19 Ιουλ 2014, 6:23 
You should also make it for the sniper, since he was drinking coffee in Meet The Sniper.
Niko Kōnstantînos 1 Ιουλ 2014, 18:44 
this should be for sniper instead still good
nowhere girl 25 Ιουν 2014, 1:05 
sluuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppp
Amari 20 Ιουν 2014, 8:38 
Truely amazing!
The Muslim Man From Muslim Land 19 Ιουν 2014, 2:24 
*soda
The Muslim Man From Muslim Land 19 Ιουν 2014, 2:23 
also have a atomizer and soad popper version that would be REALLY cool
preZ 12 Ιουν 2014, 7:27 
Well it's a solid idea, but maybe the effects should have something to do with burn? So you soak an enemy with it and the enemy has after burn damage almost like bleed?
The Muslim Man From Muslim Land 17 Μαϊ 2014, 19:56 
call it lethal latte or something like that
The Muslim Man From Muslim Land 17 Μαϊ 2014, 19:55 
Pls make a crit o cola version of this
Hedgie 12 Μαϊ 2014, 4:36 
Expresso is better than espresso because speed puns
Sal from Impractical Jokers 22 Μαρ 2014, 16:43 
This is perfect. Though, would it be a Bonk or Crit a Cola reskin? if neither, I'd love to know what it'd be. Anyway, rate up.
Tristianity 16 Μαρ 2014, 4:21 
Make it a thrown weapon which burns opponents, that would be cool
Zirkel 3 Μαρ 2014, 22:56 
Stat wise, maybe;
+30% Fire Resistance
+33% Melee Damge(About 10 more damage)
-40% Speed for 5 seconds after wearoff.(Speed of reg demoman)
Momo  [Δημιουργός] 14 Νοε 2013, 14:53 
@ Syndicate Clive

... Hm. That would have been nice to know sooner. If I do a v2, I'll be sure to spell it correctly. Or go with a new label, not sure yet.
Nate Jo 14 Νοε 2013, 8:52 
It's "ESPRESSO"
XXIVJD 11 Νοε 2013, 13:58 
The best!
SarcasticPossum 26 Σεπ 2013, 19:27 
So,what kind of effects will you give it?Maybe increase running speed x 2?
Maddocktor 26 Σεπ 2013, 7:06 
This is super cool Reskin?
Moon of Andor 28 Αυγ 2013, 13:54 
Yes it would
Mr Friendly 3 Αυγ 2013, 3:21 
I think this would be awesome as a bonk reskin :D
Hyx 8 Ιουλ 2013, 5:46 
I could see it increase speed and firerate for a little while.
Ark 27 Μαϊ 2013, 12:18 
Why don't you publish this in GameBanana? Just like your Private Twinkletoes and Cheetahmann submissions.
The Caretaker 16 Μαϊ 2013, 12:13 
run at twice the speed
take twice the damage
CyberSaber 30 Απρ 2013, 21:03 
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Hauntwick 12 Απρ 2013, 9:18 
valve just add it CUZ ITS AWESOME....
Momo  [Δημιουργός] 2 Φεβ 2013, 17:33 
@ Trickster Blind

Technically, the Crit-a-Cola, even though they use the same exact model.
barikan 2 Φεβ 2013, 16:16 
We don't have a BONK reskin weapon yet, do we... This would be cool.
Siren System 3 Δεκ 2012, 13:00 
most likely would be a last ditch attempt wep
Siren System 3 Δεκ 2012, 12:59 
by -35 damage I mean it's a bad thing= - and that you lose 35 health on use
Siren System 3 Δεκ 2012, 12:58 
on use
+bonk effect 4 sec
+crit a cola effect normal time ammount
-35 damage
_-BoomBox-_ 14 Νοε 2012, 10:21 
on use: (for 5 seconds)
+90% max. speed
+70% resist to bullets
-30% resist to fire
-100% damage
You burning for 5 seconds
Splooge McDucc (GlitterSquid) 17 Οκτ 2012, 17:16 
@SsS| ZombiePlasticClock
That's perfect, I could see it in a set with the boston basher.
Momo  [Δημιουργός] 17 Οκτ 2012, 0:04 
@ LinkorZelda

-On drink: Burn yourself, idiot.
Splooge McDucc (GlitterSquid) 16 Οκτ 2012, 14:53 
+30% damage resistance
+20% Speed

-15% chance to burn your tounge dealing 15 damage and you get no benefits if that happens.
Big Slime 7 Οκτ 2012, 19:48 
+80% Speed
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-30% Accuracy