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Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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Apr 18, 2012 @ 5:55am
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Description
Are you tired of hearing guards tell you their life story? Are you tired of feigning sympathy?
Are you tired of BLOWING THEM TO SMITHEREENS because you don't care (and then getting arrested)?

Well NO LONGER!

The divines have grown tired too!
Henceforth, any man who dares to mention an arrow and a knee in the same sentence shall be immediately struck down with lightning!


This mod is also available on the the Skyrim Nexus:
http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/15428


And, by popular demand, Sheogorath now has a gripe of his own!
Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
These two mods are compatible.


Check out my other mods!
Quickstart
Stones of Barenziah Quest Markers
Dragon Priest Mask Quest Markers

Stones of Barenziah Quest Markers + Droppable

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls


Thank you to those who have featured this mod on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx6Jvdl_C2c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvgG2VPcObw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeUJ902qKvg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQhVrtPlpHo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ4lX8BrpCc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSpmtgixMbs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsMotF96gsE
And, finally, I am honoured to be part of PC Gamer's hilarious 240-random-mods playthrough:
http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/09/13/skyrim-week-of-madness-day-4-yet-there-is-method-in-it-and-also-cheese
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1esAw-rrpUc#!
438 Comments
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michelle.bourgoyne Jul 25 @ 4:27pm 
The "sweetrolls" mod didn't say exactly what would happen. I apologize for asking such an obvious question.
Slendymon the First Jul 21 @ 9:16pm 
yes Yes YESS
(G-S.N) Chicago Ben Jul 10 @ 5:56pm 
Why are you people reading this comment when you can like, favorite and subscribe this gift from our savior?
iDjZeBeR Jul 3 @ 3:10am 
Convinced the gards know i have added this mod they wont even mention the arrow to the knee now lol.
Everitt Jun 30 @ 6:32pm 
this mod...
Infinatious Jun 28 @ 12:11am 
Oh, well, I'm a blind idiot.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Jun 27 @ 10:55pm 
What are you talking about? It is on the nexus!
Right there in the description:
http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/15428
Infinatious Jun 27 @ 4:14pm 
If only this was on the Nexus and I could endorse this. Oh well.
gertrudeschmidt Jun 16 @ 3:59pm 
Even though I know what's coming, I still howl every time I can get a guard to tell me about that arrow.... The best part is that you can do this to all the guards in an area to help you sneak about, AND get a real bellybuster to boot!
HN_s4mur41 Jun 15 @ 12:22am 
This is HEE Larious. I do feel a little sorry because with Guard Dialogue Overhaul they get kinda chill, but this is amazingly creative. +1