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Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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Apr 18, 2012 @ 5:55am
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Description
Are you tired of hearing guards tell you their life story? Are you tired of feigning sympathy?
Are you tired of BLOWING THEM TO SMITHEREENS because you don't care (and then getting arrested)?

Well NO LONGER!

The divines have grown tired too!
Henceforth, any man who dares to mention an arrow and a knee in the same sentence shall be immediately struck down with lightning!


This mod is also available on the the Skyrim Nexus:
http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/15428


And, by popular demand, Sheogorath now has a gripe of his own!
Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
These two mods are compatible.


Check out my other mods!
Stones of Barenziah Quest Markers
Stones of Barenziah Quest Markers + Droppable
Dragon Priest Mask Quest Markers
Quickstart
Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
Instant Mining
Vampire Lord Light


Thank you to those who have featured this mod on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx6Jvdl_C2c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvgG2VPcObw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeUJ902qKvg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQhVrtPlpHo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ4lX8BrpCc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSpmtgixMbs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsMotF96gsE
And, finally, I am honoured to be part of PC Gamer's hilarious 240-random-mods playthrough:
http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/09/13/skyrim-week-of-madness-day-4-yet-there-is-method-in-it-and-also-cheese
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1esAw-rrpUc#!
477 Comments
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Mad God Sanguine May 22 @ 7:14pm 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo May 21 @ 10:48am 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Pootis Spencer May 12 @ 9:12pm 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 May 12 @ 5:53am 
Ah, most excellent.
sloth May 6 @ 11:44am 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Apr 24 @ 4:38pm 
Yes
GreenChoc Apr 24 @ 6:17am 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 Apr 19 @ 11:52pm 
the best mod LOL
springtrap Apr 15 @ 2:50pm 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
springtrap Apr 15 @ 2:47pm 
one deadly arrow o-o