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Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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Apr 18, 2012 @ 5:55am
Aug 17, 2012 @ 9:38pm
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Description
Are you tired of hearing guards tell you their life story? Are you tired of feigning sympathy?
Are you tired of BLOWING THEM TO SMITHEREENS because you don't care (and then getting arrested)?

Well NO LONGER!

The divines have grown tired too!
Henceforth, any man who dares to mention an arrow and a knee in the same sentence shall be immediately struck down with lightning!


This mod is also available on the the Skyrim Nexus:
http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/15428


And, by popular demand, Sheogorath now has a gripe of his own!
Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
These two mods are compatible.


Check out my other mods!
Stones of Barenziah Quest Markers
Stones of Barenziah Quest Markers + Droppable
Dragon Priest Mask Quest Markers
Quickstart
Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
Instant Mining
Vampire Lord Light


Thank you to those who have featured this mod on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx6Jvdl_C2c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvgG2VPcObw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeUJ902qKvg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQhVrtPlpHo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ4lX8BrpCc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSpmtgixMbs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsMotF96gsE
And, finally, I am honoured to be part of PC Gamer's hilarious 240-random-mods playthrough:
http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/09/13/skyrim-week-of-madness-day-4-yet-there-is-method-in-it-and-also-cheese
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1esAw-rrpUc#!
470 Comments
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springtrap Apr 15 @ 2:50pm 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
springtrap Apr 15 @ 2:47pm 
one deadly arrow o-o
MLG Bot Mar 10 @ 2:08am 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
arrow knee. Am i dead? No
GruntySpartan Feb 27 @ 6:04pm 
i used to like this joke until i took an arrow to the k-FFFKKLKLKLKSSQSQQUUUUUAHGG
FerarriWrecker Feb 25 @ 9:59pm 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities Feb 24 @ 7:36pm 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods
Vulcan2 Feb 16 @ 8:49am 
LOUD APPLAUSE
LOL
Jamma77 Feb 6 @ 11:24am 
"I used to be alive like you, then I tried to talk about an arrow in the knee"
Keme the white husky Feb 5 @ 1:54pm 
this joke used to be funny then i took an arrow in the knee