The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
 
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Apr 18, 2012 @ 5:55am
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Description
Are you tired of hearing guards tell you their life story? Are you tired of feigning sympathy?
Are you tired of BLOWING THEM TO SMITHEREENS because you don't care (and then getting arrested)?

Well NO LONGER!

The divines have grown tired too!
Henceforth, any man who dares to mention an arrow and a knee in the same sentence shall be immediately struck down with lightning!


This mod is also available on the the Skyrim Nexus:
http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/15428


And, by popular demand, Sheogorath and Alduin now have gripes of their own!
Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
Dragon Punishment for Cloud District Quips
These mods are all compatible.


Check out my other mods!
Stones of Barenziah Quest Markers
Stones of Barenziah Quest Markers + Droppable
Dragon Priest Mask Quest Markers
East Empire Pendant Quest Markers
Quickstart
Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
Dragon Punishment for Cloud District Quips
Instant Mining
Vampire Lord Light


Thank you to those who have featured this mod on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx6Jvdl_C2c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvgG2VPcObw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeUJ902qKvg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQhVrtPlpHo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ4lX8BrpCc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSpmtgixMbs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsMotF96gsE
And, finally, I am honoured to be part of PC Gamer's hilarious 240-random-mods playthrough:
http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/09/13/skyrim-week-of-madness-day-4-yet-there-is-method-in-it-and-also-cheese
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1esAw-rrpUc#!
Popular Discussions View All (1)
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Mar 27 @ 8:38am
"Some gate guard you are!"
PapiwA
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510 Comments
Cheeki Breeki Jun 27 @ 12:30pm 
My hero...
rowlandsthomas86 May 28 @ 11:41pm 
you sir have saved my characters live GOD BLESS YOU SIR BOD BLESS *CRYING* *CRYING*
Trimix May 23 @ 10:19pm 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
jeanniecanelli Mar 27 @ 8:35am 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
Squidity く コ:彡 Mar 7 @ 2:18pm 
nice
xXItzKittyXx Feb 20 @ 8:09am 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd Jan 22 @ 12:20pm 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Major Kyra Nerys Jan 20 @ 8:24am 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
Just gold games09333 Jan 8 @ 5:30pm 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 Dec 28, 2015 @ 2:16pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH