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Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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Apr 18, 2012 @ 5:55am
Aug 17, 2012 @ 9:38pm
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Description
Are you tired of hearing guards tell you their life story? Are you tired of feigning sympathy?
Are you tired of BLOWING THEM TO SMITHEREENS because you don't care (and then getting arrested)?

Well NO LONGER!

The divines have grown tired too!
Henceforth, any man who dares to mention an arrow and a knee in the same sentence shall be immediately struck down with lightning!


This mod is also available on the the Skyrim Nexus:
http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/15428


And, by popular demand, Sheogorath now has a gripe of his own!
Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
These two mods are compatible.


Check out my other mods!
Quickstart
Stones of Barenziah Quest Markers
Dragon Priest Mask Quest Markers

Stones of Barenziah Quest Markers + Droppable

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls


Thank you to those who have featured this mod on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx6Jvdl_C2c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvgG2VPcObw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeUJ902qKvg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQhVrtPlpHo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ4lX8BrpCc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSpmtgixMbs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsMotF96gsE
And, finally, I am honoured to be part of PC Gamer's hilarious 240-random-mods playthrough:
http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/09/13/skyrim-week-of-madness-day-4-yet-there-is-method-in-it-and-also-cheese
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1esAw-rrpUc#!
420 Comments
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KUBARK (BR RJ) Apr 11 @ 5:25am 
HUHEUHEUHE, this is TROLL
megalomania Apr 4 @ 9:41pm 
I tried this once before as I think its the best mod ever, but it didn' t work - but I'm gonna try it again because I so want to see it in action.
ersley911 Mar 29 @ 7:16am 
One of the funniest mods i've ever seen. Great mod. Keep them coming.
TemerLaGargola Mar 23 @ 12:08am 
Yes, finally.

I walked past a guard a little while ago, and he got that snide look in his mug. Needless to say, his body's now under the Dragonsreach bridge with his skelly friend.
Hydriegon Mar 18 @ 6:45pm 
finally.
The Ghandi Effect Feb 27 @ 3:46pm 
a mod that the mention of a holding a weapon is punished
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Feb 10 @ 9:29pm 
Try moving it to the bottom of your load order
Kyoshi Feb 10 @ 2:48pm 
installed this and the sweet roll one, but when he said about the arrow, nothing happened :(
Does this need anything to work?
-={UIA}=- PVT. Scurvyman21 Feb 10 @ 12:22pm 
Get the mod that turn their dialogue to only say arrow in the knee. Best day ever
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Feb 8 @ 3:14pm 
*The mighty Divines