The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
 
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Apr 18, 2012 @ 5:55am
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Description
Are you tired of hearing guards tell you their life story? Are you tired of feigning sympathy?
Are you tired of BLOWING THEM TO SMITHEREENS because you don't care (and then getting arrested)?

Well NO LONGER!

The divines have grown tired too!
Henceforth, any man who dares to mention an arrow and a knee in the same sentence shall be immediately struck down with lightning!


This mod is also available on the the Skyrim Nexus:
http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/15428


And, by popular demand, Sheogorath and Alduin now have gripes of their own!
Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
Dragon Punishment for Cloud District Quips
These mods are all compatible.


Check out my other mods!
Stones of Barenziah Quest Markers
Stones of Barenziah Quest Markers + Droppable
Dragon Priest Mask Quest Markers[www.nexusmods.com]
East Empire Pendant Quest Markers[www.nexusmods.com]
Quickstart
Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
Dragon Punishment for Cloud District Quips
Instant Mining
Vampire Lord Light


Thank you to those who have featured this mod on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx6Jvdl_C2c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvgG2VPcObw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeUJ902qKvg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQhVrtPlpHo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ4lX8BrpCc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSpmtgixMbs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsMotF96gsE
And, finally, I am honoured to be part of PC Gamer's hilarious 240-random-mods playthrough:
http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/09/13/skyrim-week-of-madness-day-4-yet-there-is-method-in-it-and-also-cheese
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1esAw-rrpUc#!
Popular Discussions View All (1)
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Jan 5 @ 9:56am
"Some gate guard you are!"
PapiwA
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525 Comments
Ariksbane Sep 12 @ 5:54pm 
Very Nice.........maybe if the guards would behave the god would appreciate them. This is great!
Crazey_Davey Jul 25 @ 11:26pm 
This is probably one of the best mods out there!
Jaceper Dec 24, 2016 @ 2:48pm 
Lol This broke "Blood on ice" for me
chickencow343 Nov 26, 2016 @ 2:57pm 
its not working for me...
Polski Nov 18, 2016 @ 2:45pm 
guards arent needed for quests lol
TheDevBein (Memelord) Nov 5, 2016 @ 9:20am 
Gets Mod
Loves it
Halfway through the game realize lightning killed guard I needed for quest
Have to go back several missions to undo
betzchris69 Oct 29, 2016 @ 7:08pm 
nice
Conorbi Oct 17, 2016 @ 2:12am 
this doesnt work...
revans0319 Oct 15, 2016 @ 11:58pm 
ALL HAIL Turn_on_a_dime! HAIL HIM WITH GREAT PRAISE
...seriously, though, are you the head of some cult I can join? Great work.
The Green Knight Sep 28, 2016 @ 3:41am 
@PKMNTrainerSteve YES