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Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee

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Description

Are you tired of hearing guards tell you their life story? Are you tired of feigning sympathy?
Are you tired of BLOWING THEM TO SMITHEREENS because you don't care (and then getting arrested)?

Well NO LONGER!

The divines have grown tired too!
Henceforth, any man who dares to mention an arrow and a knee in the same sentence shall be immediately struck down with lightning!

This mod is also available on the the Skyrim Nexus:
http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/15428

And, by popular demand, Sheogorath now has a gripe of his own!
Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
These two mods are compatible.

Check out my other mods!
Quickstart
Stones of Barenziah Quest Markers
Dragon Priest Mask Quest Markers

Stones of Barenziah Quest Markers + Droppable

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls

Thank you to those who have featured this mod on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx6Jvdl_C2c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvgG2VPcObw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeUJ902qKvg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQhVrtPlpHo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ4lX8BrpCc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSpmtgixMbs
And, finally, I am honoured to be part of PC Gamer's hilarious 240-random-mods playthrough:
http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/09/13/skyrim-week-of-madness-day-4-yet-there-is-method-in-it-and-also-cheese
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1esAw-rrpUc#!

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STRCM III May 15, 2013 @ 1:14pm

Fun Fact:
'Taking an arrow to the knee'
is Nordic slang for getting married. . .

jodahavatar May 15, 2013 @ 11:37am

Heh heh heh...now to force every guard in the game to commit suicide. Cue Cheshire Cat Grin.

Now make a mod to make it a dialogue option for all characters that have no conversation options, thus allowing you to complete most of the DB side contracts without personally killing any of them. :)

⚛☮⚛ HIGH ON CHEESE May 8, 2013 @ 12:12pm

Possible Bug: A guard said: (I had subtitles on, so I know what he said) 'I'd be alot warmer and alot happier with a bellyful of mead' He said nothing afterwards, I heard thunder, then he died.No arrows were mentioned, no other guards were near. It was still hilarious though.