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Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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Apr 18, 2012 @ 5:55am
Aug 17, 2012 @ 9:38pm
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Are you tired of hearing guards tell you their life story? Are you tired of feigning sympathy?
Are you tired of BLOWING THEM TO SMITHEREENS because you don't care (and then getting arrested)?

Well NO LONGER!

The divines have grown tired too!
Henceforth, any man who dares to mention an arrow and a knee in the same sentence shall be immediately struck down with lightning!


This mod is also available on the the Skyrim Nexus:
http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/15428


And, by popular demand, Sheogorath now has a gripe of his own!
Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
These two mods are compatible.


Check out my other mods!
Quickstart
Stones of Barenziah Quest Markers
Dragon Priest Mask Quest Markers

Stones of Barenziah Quest Markers + Droppable

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls


Thank you to those who have featured this mod on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx6Jvdl_C2c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvgG2VPcObw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeUJ902qKvg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQhVrtPlpHo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ4lX8BrpCc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSpmtgixMbs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsMotF96gsE
And, finally, I am honoured to be part of PC Gamer's hilarious 240-random-mods playthrough:
http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/09/13/skyrim-week-of-madness-day-4-yet-there-is-method-in-it-and-also-cheese
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1esAw-rrpUc#!
453 Comments
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DancinMuffin 21 hours ago 
I need a mod that if a guard says did someone steal your sweetroll an army of tiny sweetrolls stab him to death OR you or a follower says shut the f--- up :D
Brother-Redemptor Oct 15 @ 3:57pm 
Justice!
GarethDeux Oct 12 @ 3:02pm 
Simply splendid.
Chi Sep 27 @ 1:18pm 
This would go great with the mod that makes them only say that line
Annie's Boobs Sep 16 @ 12:07pm 
The first victim in my game was a female guard, I didn't even know they say that
♫Rogue♫ Sep 5 @ 11:53am 
Ahhh , finally peace to my mind instead of hearing those sentence that offended me badly
CaffinatedCliffracer Sep 1 @ 11:51am 
This is definitely the most original just- for- fun mod I've seen.

I now have great respect for you...
Nevermind, I deleted my save, It seems that this addon create re-spawn glitches with the "3 days respawn" addon... Thanks anyways.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Aug 20 @ 4:32pm 
Have you left the area for a few days?
It's has been like one week in-game and they still not aperaring... I don't know if they spawn after more days or it's a bug.