Recent reviews by Petah_Bread

i wanted to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by jumbo josh SO HARD that my intestines would SHOOT out my of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHEST like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BARRAGE OF HARPOONS, and wrap themselves around his big beautiful face and YANK him towards me, toppling this green goliath of a man and have him put every single last ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OUNCE of his body weight onto me and PULVERIZE ME, rendering me into a bloody mush of gore, blood and bone fragments, like how my desk was SHATTERED into TINY SPLINTERS by my raw gorilla-like strength that turned my fist into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SLEDGEHAMMER after i found out that i couldn't have sex with jumbo josh. COUNT YOUR DAYS EUPHORIC BROTHERS!!!!! IF I CANT ♥♥♥♥ GINORMOUS GERALD IN GoBB 7, I WILL BLOW UP THE EARTH!!!!

my hands have been cramping for the past few days from this game and i have memorized every detail of it 10/10

you can have sex with the guy who shot you in the head but not with Boone smh 0/10

this game is fire but this stupid frog is about to get thrown in the most potent vat of acid i can find. COUNT YOUR DAYS ZUMA FROg!!!!

it was alright

yes