Welcome to your one stop shop for all things Sam.
Hills is a baby, MY baby
Smam.

Triggerman Of The Dead
Chernarus' Own Nomadic Wanderer
Ghost Hunter for hire
USSTRATCOM Special Agent
Unbowed Dungeon Diver
Blazing The Trail To Redemption
Mercenary In The Gravel Wars
Survivalist In The Fog
Touched By The Sun
Knox County Regular
Night Town's Wayfarer
Starving Gentleman Scientist
Medical Expert For Heisting
Shipwrecked Saltborn
Gundead Feared Wingman
One of many, but always Sam!

Whether it's the forests of Chernarus, the banks of Washington D.C, Asylums long abandoned, Zombie infested towns and prisons, moon bases overrun with monsters and scrap metal and even the lonesome edges of the world, Fizz has always got your back.

Meet The Team
Takkoii, Fizz, Ramune, Walini, Pomelo, Usefuln't, Vala, Liam, Rallie, Baumy, Seiendly, Tabi, Elie, Henry, Maddie, Maxil

Y para mis amigos en espanol
Sharpii, Leito, Danni, Komi, Lemon, Nikol, Mel/Pancito,
Gracias para los buenos tiempos hermanos y hermanas

And now, some quotes from our crew.

"WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH ITS PINK LIKE KIRBY" -Fizz

"You're a nerd" -Koi

"FRONT AND CENTER BOY, I DUNNO WHAT I BEEN TOLD" -Fizz

"Bro I thought Nevada was in Germany" -Fizz

“Ok I was”
“Spiders right”
“Well you were like tarantulas”
“Then I rembered”
“Frog” -Tabi

“MY VIOLENT MOXPHOBIA IS NOT A JOKE “THOMAS”” -Use (they love mox)

"oh thats kratos"
"i thoguht he was blacker" -Use

“I’m hom” -Vala
“Hom!! like the estuck!!” -Maddie
“Why isn’t murder legal” -Vala

“Improvise, adapt, ♥♥♥, I’m pretty sure that was the saying.” -Tabi


"Penis deal. 50% off" -Fizz

"Laughs like penis" -Fizz

“I’m 11” -Ghosty
“I’ll beat the F&(K out of you” -Takoii

"What if I told you goodnight and love you?" -Ramune
"That's terrifying" -Fizz

"That'll be $22.61 at the first window please" -Fizz
(entire bloch is ramune)
"Yeah but I have a coupon"
"gun"
"gun coupon"
"free" -Ramune

"BRO. WE DONT HAVE THE MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (mic cuts off)" -Fizz

"What has my lid come to, I was eating a pop tart and banged my knee and now I'm on the floor of my kitchen crying a drinking a can of penis" -Ramune