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Recent reviews by Oswald

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2.5 hrs on record
Throughout history, there have been many artists considered to be the "greats" of their time. Leonardo Da Vinci, Michelangelo, Picasso. However, none of them are able to come close to the greatness that KFC was able to create in the form of 'I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator'. As a critic, it is my job to be judgemental whilst not having fear of criticism myself, holding power over those who dare offer up their work to me, but 'I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator' has reshaped my view. I was not in control in this situation. I did not feel as though i was criticising 'I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator', but rather it was criticising me, coming from a point of such perfection that I hardly felt worthy playing. This game has transcended even being rated, with a perfect 10/10 score being no short of insulting to the game's mastery. This piece of art must be universally experienced, and I believe doing so will succeed in the overall goal of world peace. Thank you
Posted October 5, 2021.
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95.9 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Bloons Tower Defence 6 is the reason I love video games. For starters, the gameplay. Right out of the gate the intense, immersive gameplay sucks you into the game to the point where hours turn into mere minutes, or atleast, that is what it feels like. The soundtrack is absolutely beautiful, comparable to the works of such famous musicians such as mozart and Beethoven. But all of this doesn't matter, as where BTD6 really shines, is the graphics. Many people have criticised BTD6 due to it being very demanding out of your hardware, however, I found it was worth investing $5000 into my gaming setup in order to turn the settings up to high. When I first loaded in, I was taken aback by the beautiful realistic graphics that this game offered. I sat in my chair for thirty minutes, trying to comprehend the beauty radiating out of my computer screen. Not only has Bloons tower Defence 6 changed the way I think about games, It has turned me into the man I am today.
Posted May 26, 2020. Last edited August 20, 2021.
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6.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
died in 6 days
Posted May 26, 2020. Last edited October 28, 2021.
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29.2 hrs on record (27.2 hrs at review time)
not enough residents
Posted January 7, 2020. Last edited October 28, 2021.
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628.6 hrs on record (220.8 hrs at review time)
More like John Clancy
Posted November 22, 2018. Last edited October 28, 2021.
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