Recent reviews by -⁧⁧◖Diablo The Cheater◗

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goated

i mean its ok

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
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although the graphics are pixelated there are moments where the graphics can really shine. The game has a beautiful art style and it blends with the theme nicely

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
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The gameplay is fantastic it feel fun and is very enjoyable although it can get a little repetitive when you play for a while. It is one of those games that's good to experience every now and again

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
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The audio is great each weapon, character and enemy all make there own respective sounds. there is a lot of ambience such as birds chirping or frogs croaking mixed in with the music although the music overshadows it by a decent amount

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma
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the game handles very dark themes like grief mental health issues loss of loved ones and suicide these themes only appear when you dig deep in the game and uncover secrets dig up the past and venture deeper into the story the only theme that is prominent are the names of the bosses which are the 5 stages of grief denial anger bargaining depression and acceptance so i would recommend it for adults and 16+

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
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due to the pixelated art style you don't need a high end PC to run this game an old one can do just fine running it

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
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Revita has a perfect balance with its difficulty its quite easy to start your first run but the game introduces new weapons when you beat more runs and gives you shards which can up the difficulty. each shard does the same as the last with another downside and or upside for example it could make enemies faster but also increase the rarity of items its very hard to do a high shard run consistently if you are not used to the enemies and there behaviours and you can always go back to a low shard run when you want an easier time

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
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there is nothing to grind in Revita except for shards, weapons as well cosmetics

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
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like i mentioned before Revita focuses on very dark themes and its story is not very obvious if you don't look for it Revita is a calm game with and amazing story that you can experience by yourself without any exterior sources needed

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
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Revita is a rogue lite it has a lot of secrets and a lot of special features that can be unlocked by just playing the game it has NPCs that add flair to the game with personality and new features. weapons add a whole new flavour to the game with new mechanics and play styles with each one as well as cosmetics which have a lot of references to other pop culture and media that can add flair to your character. shards as i explained earlier are rewarded for completing the game with challenges as add a new difficulty with each game and can also be used to help the player with extra health or items along the way. their is a lot of content to go through in Revita which can entertain you for hours

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
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the price is worth it the amount of content you get for the price is insane and is very entertaining

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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there are a lot of minor bugs that are found every now and again but the game gets somewhat regular updates that patch the game. in almost every update the game gets brand new features such as items mechanics NPC's cosmetics and more!

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overall this game is fantastic and it has a lot of achievements you can get an amazing story you can get enthralled in and is absolutely worth the buy for the amount of content that you get. Its a rogue lite that has some dark themes and is one of the only games i know that has a perfect difficulty curve

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
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the graphics are okay its not amazing but its not bad either

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
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the gameplay gets very repetitive and boring quite fast as one you've played it for a few hours you know what to do for everything else

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
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the audio is very realistic and scary the ambience as well as the voices from teammates and the footsteps from everyone makes it a lot scarier when something out of the ordinary happens

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma
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i recommend it for teens and adults but anyone can play it really the only this that might be bad is the voice chat sometimes people will be really annoying in the voice chat and spam noises/music witch can get very annoying

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
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it can get very slow and sluggish on computers that are not high end i personally tested it of a few devises and found it cant really run smoothly of laptops old pc's and even some newer ones

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
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its very easy ones you know the mechanics you basically have to find the type of ghost in a level by testing measuring and probing different areas

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
~
there is not a lot of grinding but if you want more than 1 other person with you you have to grind for more gear that you buy when you level up

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
~
there isn't any story except for a little blurb when you select levels

---{ Game Time }---
☑ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
~
the time between games are very short they can be long if all the players draw it out

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
~
its not really worth it unless its on sale or you have some spare cash to spend

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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there are minor bugs but not alot of them

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☐ 10
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overall i do not recommend it gets very boring and isn't that fun after one or two rounds its not worth the money and its very stale

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
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the graphics are great there are multiple scenes where you're overlooking huge areas and its nice to just admire the view its not a realistic game but its art style still feels real

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
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the gameplay is great its fun going around solving puzzles and using other mechanics to get through the game

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
~
the audio is fantastic there is a lot of ambience and the music is great it also scales with what your doing if your flying through the sky it will speed up and put some effect on the music and its just a really nice touch to a great game

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma
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this is a very accessible game almost anyone can play it although if you want someone who has never played games before to start getting into games my suggestion is to go with the first portal instalment as it has simpler mechanics and has a white look which is better to process than the rundown chambers of portal 2

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
~
because this runs on source it dose not need a high end PC like other games it runs smoothly on basically any computer and it can be played with a controller or a keyboard and mouse its up to preference

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
~
although its very difficult anyone can play through the game with minimal help there are a few puzzles that may require help with but mostly you can do it on there own the puzzles involve a lot of mechanics like cubes, lasers, turrets, walls, acid water, moving platforms ,crushers and a lot more

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
~
there isnt anything to grind in portal 2 the only thing you can really grind is the time it takes to beat the level but even with that the game mainly focuses on just getting through the game and reaching the end

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
~
there is a lot of story and it is everywhere in the game from the voice lines secret rooms secret achievements an entire ARG there is a lot of story packed in both games

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
~
the game is very long for the average person if you speed through it it can take a few hours although it can be a lot more when you take a slower aproach i think its better to go at your own pace make it the perfect length for you

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
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i have gotten this game for free from one of my friends but i still think its worth its price for the amount of content in this game another thing is multiplayer when you play portal 2 you have an option to play multiplayer with your friends as robots ATLAS and P-body where you go together to get through 5 (6 with DLC) stages with separate levels in them all connected by a hub this mode adds a whole new depth to this game as well as a lot of fun with friends

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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there are basically no bus when playing normally but when you are speedruning there are a lot of bugs that can happen

---{ ? / 10 }---
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☑ 9
☐ 10
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overall this is a buy the amount of content in single and multi-player is insane the story and speedruning scene add like a second game on to it this game is some of the most fun i have had with friends

its ok

great game great story amazing gameplay 10/10 would play again

nice