Let me tell you the chaotic and critical learning experience of a story of my first colony.
Last play time session for this story of my colony: ~5 Hours

Well it all started with 3 colonist crash landing on this RimWorld, All was find and dandy so i started to tell my Colonist to go to work.

The first trouble began when a wolf attacked our most useful colonist and began to rip her piece by piece and the other two colonist were far and have the firepower and the skills of aim, but nevertheless it was too late... Even the armor and knife was no use as she bled her way over the newly made farms she created with her hands.

As i continue my colony in order to sustain itself a crash pod landed with a Human being! After some "Negotiation“ I was able to capture and "convinced" him to join my cause in creating a settlement on this planet, But for some reason the tribe that this "space refuge" was in got mad and my reputation plummeted.

After some time i was able to self tame a boom rat thing and after that things were going along, but then another crash pod! Another person from the same tribe, so i tried to bring her in but due to me having only two colonist left and the crash landing was very far, so i thought nothing bad could ever happen during this...

BUT then! Another crash pod right next to the one already there and its the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tribe, so now i have to abandon all post in order to save both and maybe convinced to join my cause to destroy this tribe of people. As they were bring them back, they were severely bleeding out and i had to use their own beds to make medical and prisoner beds. But one of my colonist had a mental breakdown due to the stress and lack of recreational activities and dropped the body flat on the ground and started to murder our Yak.

As things were getting out of hand, my very last sane colonist.
The Nudist House Wife.
Was trying her very best to save both of them, But then suddenly a huge explosion happen right outside my house and in the pen, The unexpected sound scared the living crap out of me and i notice my second colonist has murdered the boom rat and now my yard is on fire and then i realized the second crash pod person died due to massive lose of blood and then i realize we have no food and the one already in prison was starving and then i started to cut my losses.

So Now we have a insane pet murdering colonist, The only sane colonist is only sane cause she is happy with being nude, One of the prisoners is starving and now we have a dead person right beside in bed with the the other crash landed human being who she is barely surviving of our very low medicine count and then when i check the stats and stumbled upon their friendship status, They all hated each other especially the one in prison really really hates the now dead captain.

When i though everything was about to settle down the person in prison broke down the door and slowly and i mean slowly walk to the dead body and ate her hated dead captain right in front of the other person he hated. I started to think and trying to comprehend what in the mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ is happening they started to chat and i was even more confused. After all of that the insane teacher colonist was back to reality and started playing Horseshoe right beside the dead Kayak she killed but slicing her up...

I realized and though to myself i should stop before things go more nuts and insane after this.

I hope you liked my story and thanks for coming to my Ted-Talk :D