Recent reviews by Joey Big Slap Nutz

I saw a bar called “The Crazy ♥♥♥♥ Bar” 11/10

Pretty good game 9/10
(I am reviewing the full game BTW)

I wont spoil the story but I will give ya a spoiler free overview:

The game takes place in an abandoned animation studio. You play as Henry, a friend of Joey, and get an invitation from him. When you enter the studio, the door locks behind you and you are trapped in the building with an odd looking ink machine.

Gameplay: The game features a basic mele system. Its simple, left click to swing and if you get hit too many times you die.
Different weapons do different amounts of damage. A axe deals more damage than a lead pipe or a plunger.
The game has its tense moments, like when you are in a maze trying to collect items while being chased by a horrific ink monster.

Art style: The game's art style is great. It all looks hand drawn and it really makes you feel like you are in the past, in the age Mickey Mouse being a total A-hole and cartoons on reels. Everything looks like it is made of wood and had ink roughly painted over it. The big blots of ink randomly scattered across the studio and the writing on the wall (both visible and invisible) gives you the idea that ♥♥♥♥ went down.

Oh, one last thing,
The Remaster: The game looked ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ before the remaster. Thankfully, the devs remastered the game and improved the artsyle, lighting, added new things to do, new rooms, ect. This review would not be a 9/10 if the game wasn't remastered.

Conclusion: This game is, in my opinion, great for the price of $20. If you still don't know if you want to buy this game, I encourage you to play the Demo (Chapter 1). The game is great and has so many that I love and make me want to replay the game again. The only reason its a 9/10 is because Chapter 3 is one big fetch quest.

Memorable things I did in this game

>Started a cult around 173
> Started a cartel
> Smoked an entire room of 420-J
> Suicide bombed my whole team
> Threw a grenade into an elevator for the funnies
> Killed an entire team of SCPs
> Witnessed a war crime being committed
> Committed a war crime
> Saw admin abuse that gives me nightmares to this day
> Played the soviet anthem over intercom
> Ordered a burger
> Became hat man
> Started a SCP radio show
> Killed several squeakers in cold blood
> Betrayed everyone I came across
>Became a pacifist and payed the price

Overall, a great game that is free and you should play. 11/10

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