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My Lorenzo Izo asked me to watch her dance in school, but I can't, 'cause TMM is live on twitch. Time to watch high level Mishima. The stream is going fine, he's demoted again because of braindead Tam Yuri player spamming ♥♥♥♥.
stream is off, so I decide to play some tekken and do the same fancy stuff I was watching, because, you know, I'm a Mishima player. It's a Lars (Brandon). This will never beat me. I wavedash in front of him for 5 seconds and I know I'm on his head. I dilitoy the math and decide to hellsweep, then I do
Windows has detected Manny Pacquiao on your browser.
Terminate Cancer?
Oh, now I get a Mishima. But it's Devil Manuel. This guy wants easy mode Mishima, huh? But that's fine.
LEAKED THIS IS THE REAL BARRACK OBAMA'S STEAM PROFILE !!!
“We were filming a scene when we contracted a deadly disease called human papillomavirus”.
“Oh- how menacing it was, I couldn’t take it my dear!”
“That’s incredible! Can I join??” - Vincent
*wood creaks*
*thud* *fwop* *thud*
“Haa, Haaaa—am I doing it right dad?”
“Yeah you’re doing just fine, I love you Lorenzo”
“I’m about to go, Haaaaaa-“ 💦
“CUT”
“Did you catch that Vincent?”
“Yeah that was hot af!”
I did it everyone, I said, “hmphh, I guess we could try”.
“Fina-effing-lly”
*thump* *badump* *thump*
Heart was pounding as we were both in heat.
“That’s how I met your father kids
*cloud bubble disappears*
“But what did you do after dad?”
“You’ll see one day, I’ll raise you to be a great partner, one like me. Maybe one day you’ll find your man”
- An original by yours truly, sincerely, and best wishes: Ditto
- For our beautiful, but quirky little goof ball: Vincent
This man… let me tell ya, at first I thought he was never going to do it. He told me he wasn’t going to do it. I was in awe
“Unbelievable”, I was thinking. He looked at me in the eyes and said,
“hey babe, I can’t hold it in anymore, do I have your permission?”.
Looking at him, first staring at his face, slowly making eye contact with his chest. I couldn’t believe it, I myself could not hold it in. I glanced at it- down there I mean. He put his palms on my chin, pulling my eyes back to his.
“Eyes over here buddy”, with a little smirk.