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My Lorenzo Izo asked me to watch her dance in school, but I can't, 'cause TMM is live on twitch. Time to watch high level Mishima. The stream is going fine, he's demoted again because of braindead Tam Yuri player spamming โฅโฅโฅโฅ.
stream is off, so I decide to play some tekken and do the same fancy stuff I was watching, because, you know, I'm a Mishima player. It's a Lars (Brandon). This will never beat me. I wavedash in front of him for 5 seconds and I know I'm on his head. I dilitoy the math and decide to hellsweep, then I do
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ใใ Terminate Cancer?ใ
Oh, now I get a Mishima. But it's Devil Manuel. This guy wants easy mode Mishima, huh? But that's fine.
LEAKED THIS IS THE REAL BARRACK OBAMA'S STEAM PROFILE !!!
โWe were filming a scene when we contracted a deadly disease called human papillomavirusโ.
โOh- how menacing it was, I couldnโt take it my dear!โ
โThatโs incredible! Can I join??โ - Vincent
*wood creaks*
*thud* *fwop* *thud*
โHaa, Haaaaโam I doing it right dad?โ
โYeah youโre doing just fine, I love you Lorenzoโ
โIโm about to go, Haaaaaa-โ ๐ฆ
โCUTโ
โDid you catch that Vincent?โ
โYeah that was hot af!โ
I did it everyone, I said, โhmphh, I guess we could tryโ.
โFina-effing-llyโ
*thump* *badump* *thump*
Heart was pounding as we were both in heat.
โThatโs how I met your father kids
*cloud bubble disappears*
โBut what did you do after dad?โ
โYouโll see one day, Iโll raise you to be a great partner, one like me. Maybe one day youโll find your manโ
- An original by yours truly, sincerely, and best wishes: Ditto
- For our beautiful, but quirky little goof ball: Vincent
This manโฆ let me tell ya, at first I thought he was never going to do it. He told me he wasnโt going to do it. I was in awe
โUnbelievableโ, I was thinking. He looked at me in the eyes and said,
โhey babe, I canโt hold it in anymore, do I have your permission?โ.
Looking at him, first staring at his face, slowly making eye contact with his chest. I couldnโt believe it, I myself could not hold it in. I glanced at it- down there I mean. He put his palms on my chin, pulling my eyes back to his.
โEyes over here buddyโ, with a little smirk.