thank you for your message I will get back to you when I am done smashing your ♥♥♥♥♥

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

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My boss caught me watching a hottub streamer during work and he squeezed my hog so hard and wouldn't even stop after I banned him.

My brother Cornelius Bartholomew Anderson ringle got caught in an alberian twitch prime and bits scam and got sent to the gulag, but we've snuck him a Nokia 3310 in his ass with a spoon that he'll be using to plan a breakout with my cousin longsdale dimmsdimone slingle.

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