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1 person found this review helpful
2.4 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
now i finally have an excuse to completely abandon my studies
Posted April 29.
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1 person found this review helpful
22.7 hrs on record (10.4 hrs at review time)
APC I NEEEEEEEEEED APC, SUPER EARTH NEED APPPPPPPPPPCCCCCCCCC
Posted March 10.
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1 person found this review helpful
13.2 hrs on record (11.7 hrs at review time)
Once upon a time, in a world much like our own but peppered with a sprinkle of magic, there lived a peculiar duck named Daffy. Daffy was no ordinary duck. For starters, he had a bright blue beak that glowed in the dark and a penchant for wearing polka-dotted bow ties. Daffy lived in the quaint little town of Quackville, known far and wide for its magical mishaps and goofy inhabitants.

One sunny morning, Daffy decided he wanted to bake the world's largest pancake. Why? Because it was Tuesday, and in Daffy's mind, Tuesdays were perfect for doing something extraordinary. So, he set out to find the ingredients, waddling his way through the town with a shopping list that read: "Eggs – lots, Flour – tons, Milk – a small lake’s worth, and Magic sprinkles – just a dash."

His first stop was at the bustling Quackville market, where he purchased enough eggs to make the chickens gossip for days. Next, he visited the windmill on the edge of town for flour. The miller, a wise old owl named Oliver, upon hearing Daffy's plan, couldn't help but hoot with laughter. "A pancake that large will need a magic touch," Oliver advised, handing Daffy a bag of enchanted flour.

With all the ingredients gathered, Daffy returned home, only to realize he had forgotten one tiny detail – he didn't have a pan large enough to cook the world's largest pancake. Unperturbed, Daffy enlisted the help of his best friend, a magical squirrel named Squeaky, who had the power to transform objects into different sizes.

Together, they transformed Daffy’s swimming pool into a gigantic pancake pan. The whole town of Quackville gathered to watch as Daffy and Squeaky mixed the ingredients using a canoe as a stirring spoon. When it was time to flip the pancake, Daffy, with a sprinkle of magic and a dash of courage, commandeered a trampoline and executed a flawless somersault, flipping the pancake mid-air to the cheers of the amazed crowd.

The pancake was a resounding success, and Daffy declared a town feast. The pancake was so large that it fed the townsfolk for days, with leftovers still to spare. The day was marked in Quackville’s history as "The Great Pancake Day," celebrated every year with pancakes and a town-wide trampoline contest, all thanks to the goofy ambition of a duck with a bright blue beak and a love for Tuesdays.

And so, Daffy’s tale became a legend in Quackville, a story of how a duck’s whimsical idea brought a town together, proving that sometimes, the goofiest ideas can lead to the most delightful outcomes.


this is a story generated by Chatgpt4 and its somehow much better than the story in this game, if are here just for the gameplay, welcome to Granblue Fantasy Relink, this is a solid 10/10, you hit the jackpot, also this game is region locked so

Steam > settings > download region

you are very welcome
Posted February 3. Last edited February 4.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.3 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
gg time to go sleep
Posted November 8, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
3.4 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
ive waited for this game for 4 years, now instead of making a serious review, ill just say im gay cuz no one will read this
Posted September 26, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
256.4 hrs on record (246.3 hrs at review time)
Posted September 22, 2023. Last edited March 10.
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382 people found this review helpful
84 people found this review funny
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9.8 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
apes. together. strong
Posted September 4, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
23.3 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
me and my friend killed dror ragzlin by having the highground, man didnt even know he was dead
Posted August 25, 2023. Last edited August 25, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
more content please, i need guns
Posted August 22, 2023.
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84 people found this review helpful
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7.2 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
better than overwatch 2
Posted August 17, 2023.
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