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1 person found this review helpful
4.9 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
Is terrible for Mouse and Keyboard controls. Doesn't allow multiple binds to a single key. This includes when a GUI is open. Some of the UI navigating binds are on the other side of the keyboard. Requiring you to move one of your arms. One of the "Satchel" menu options at the gang camp has a double bind for backspace, it's impossible to activate one of the options.
I doubt they playtested pc controls much. Rather unintuitive and jank.
Storywriting is atrociously disbelievable.
I also don't like playing as a person in a gang, as they often make stupid and unjustified decisions that I have to follow through if I want the game to progress.
Movement in this game is rather slow. They want to make it feel like Arthur is cruising around like a normal human would in real life. I want responsive and accurate movement system that doesn't take ages to do remedial tasks like looting.
The game has cool aesthetic themes. The art in the shops is gorgeous.

Posted July 17, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
8.6 hrs on record
Nonsensical, boring story full of holes.
It's not a sequel.
Play the first one. Not this.
Posted April 28, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
49.8 hrs on record (36.3 hrs at review time)
This game has everything I love about flash games.
The artstyle and fantasy aesthetic is appealing.
The gameplay is satisfying and extremely well designed.
Posted April 21, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
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1.3 hrs on record
Great movement animations, the combat system is good!
Storywriting is utter garbage.
1st mission Spoiler ahead
At the end, a cutscene plays. inquisitor double sabre lady jumps on the front window of a rapidly fleeing space ship and twists the steering wheel, sending the ship into a spin. She could've torn the ship apart with her sabre in this time.
There are loads more absurdities in this scene, but this game isn't worth my time.
If you like STAR WARS for the authentic force interaction or physics manipulation that is reasonable and doesn't break reality, this game is not for you.
Standard Stars Wars writing ever since Lucasfilm was acquired by Disney, throwing out all continuity and sense to make something that is briefly amusing to the simple minded.
Great mechanics, but ruined by mindaloid storywriting.
Posted April 6, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
you need something to do? This is it! Grace yourself with this games presence and become one with the *NEW* EPIC SCUFFED BHOP SIMULATOR 2023 (POG CHAMP).

Blast your way through 8 challenging and fun levels that test your abilities in a way they may never have been pushed before. The game is more than open for the speed-running scene to sweep this game off its feet.

The games soundtrack is... angelic? As far as things have gone i have the songs from this game stuck in my head 24/7 and i couldn't be happier to have such angelic tunes bouncing around the empty caves of my mind.

This game has a myriad of secrets to find and wonder at, i found myself mesmerised by Obama the Overseer the first time i saw him, he made me truly feel small in this world of *NEW* EPIC SCUFFED BHOP SIMULATOR 2023 (POG CHAMP)

If you have yet to install this game it is now your only imperative. Forget food, forget sleep, forget socialising, forget EVERYTHING! And witness the wonder of the game that is *NEW* EPIC SCUFFED BHOP SIMULATOR 2023 (POG CHAMP)

11/10 I would gladly, play again
Posted December 24, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
2,507.9 hrs on record (1,033.5 hrs at review time)
Best casual shooter,
I love the unending interactions and humour in this game.
A technical masterpiece.
Uber replayable.

Unfortunately this game has been neglected by Valve.
They should make the ping limit functional for MVM servers, it wouldn't be hard.
Casual servers are generally unplayable. Unless people at Valve work on TF2 regularly to combat cheating, the servers will remain mostly unplayable.
Community servers are still good.
Posted October 5, 2020. Last edited January 11.
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