Recent reviews by Skweetch

Coolest game I've ever played. I have never enjoyed and have never been so addicted to an experience like this before. It gripped me immediately after emerging from the starting dungeon an impossibly gigantic amount of information exploded into my mind. The Erdtree in the distance, the map stretching as far as I could see and huge ♥♥♥♥ off enemies skulking around. The whole time I was filled with this feeling of overwhelming curiosity. I wanted to explore and find every single inch of the map laser focused on each detail. It got bad, my family had to have an intervention with me about how long I played. I sprinted to caelid to get the greatsword and that would be the only weapon i'd ever use swinging it around like a madman. It was a blast. really felt like an accomplishment to beat this one. Perfect game 10/10 ♥♥♥♥ the multiplayer tho.

swag game

I don't know what you guys are doing to make this game so poorly optimized but you're doing a great job.
the open toxicity you show your fans in your forums is really great too, especially since you're EXTREMELY lucky anybody plays this unoptimized slog fest of a survival game. This game is so fun, it really is, the concept is addicting and there's a lot of interesting gameplay elements. unfortunately, none of it is done well in the slightest. Everything looks terrible and outdated, the movement is janky, the animations are STILL BUGGED, the physics are downright broken sometimes, and something about watching zombies spawn right in front of my face in 2023 is just outrageous. the new read to learn isn't that bad, and it's absolutely HILARIOUS, the fact that you thought being able to jar WATER, was something that needed to be addressed in this 9 year old beta. You guys suck. you truly suck at what you do and I don't get how you can have such a gripping concept for a game, something that, even when done by YOU is still an enjoyable experience, and still have a stuttering, janky, unintuitive, mess of an open world survival game. Haven't had one save file that got past 50 days without the skybox, trees, and shadows, rapidly jittering and creating what I can only describe as the physical manifestation of a migraine. I have an above average PC, and none of this should be an issue but here we are. sell your studio and retire, don't even bother with the AI bandits and model overhauls, I doubt it'll function. oh and I love how in the A21 trailer, you described the graphics update to be more 'modern". HA. Long live The "Fun" Pimps.

still sucks but is also one of the best games I've played to date. it's fun and broken, and kind of clunky and dissatisfying but i couldn't get enough of it for some reason. I will not elaborate