Trading info:

-I am more of a collector than a trader, so most of what I have isn't for sale. (Unless overpaid)
-I do not accept any gift cards nor will I accept third party currency.
-I only use backpack, scrap and market tf sites. Keep your scams away from me.
-I will not go onto a 3rd party chat system. Say what you have to say on steam.
-I am definitely open to haggling. If you feel like you can offer a fair price, then lets discuss.
-I can definitely smell an impersonator or scammer from a mile away, so be warned.
-TF2 Items (that I use) I probably wont accept trades for, but don't be afraid to try.
-Collecting the good body tracking aura taunts.



THE WALL OF SALT

*DEAD* hellish cat warrior : ♥♥♥♥ you heavy
Wandering Soul : there always that one tryhard heavy
fujoshi_BL(M)_2008 : idk its just some sad virgin guy.
SuperPants : Rage Heavy? More like eat ass.
Crystal : Do me, and the rest of the world a favor, and go rot in the firey pits of the 7th circle of Hell.
Crystal : Cheating no skill flooring shooting Soldier scumbag.
[GN] Commander Bacara : hes just a tryhard Rage Heavy :3
*DEAD* Amandil : STOP TAUNTING WHEN YOU KILL
gamesamuelnziegler : suck my dielicious com filled ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
smooc: commit suicide!
Burns: get off the macdonalds wifi scrub
Spastic Hawk: ooo. Look at you with your massive online big ♥♥♥♥ energy.
Oryx: garbage as ♥♥♥♥ at tf2 cries bc im better than him
*DEAD* santylunaaaa : peace of ♥♥♥♥
*DEAD* ʍopɐɥsこいし♡ ✠ : well we'll just release your dox heinrich
*DEAD* kalebtyb : your heavy is hacking
Sniper Main for some reason : ♥♥♥♥ you bird
AProtogenProgammer : reporting king
*DEAD* Sandviches without colors : WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE YOU LITTLE GREMLIN
*DEAD*(TEAM) kotu1 : eat a ♥♥♥♥
*DEAD* Crystal : god go ♥♥♥♥ yourself man
=CH3F_PYRO= : go play the game on turbine sweaty ♥♥♥♥♥
daawsomeone : ♥♥♥♥ you




Bit about me:

I am a heavy main and generally play with subpar crappy meme builds. I am a huge nerd with a massive DnD Dice collection only slightly smaller than my ego. I like playing games where I dont have to care if I win or lose, because fun is my objective. My diet consists of stale memes washed down with copious amounts of cringe, with a small side of salt.

I main heavy because I enjoy jumping around the corner into everything, and I also like the out-tanking/out-DPSing your opponent playstyle. Being an unstoppable force and/or an immovable object is definitely my kind of thing to do. Punishing people who overextend or simply are just at the wrong place at the wrong time is amazing. I just also like Mikhail as a character, the strong, silent and secretly intelligent type who are anything other than just another big dumb brute.

*Insert overly used meme about being called a rage heavy*
This is an unfair stigma with heavy mains. No one bats an eye at a soldier main swapping up when they want to put numbers on the board, but the moment I decide to switch to heavy after playing meme builds all game, I am suddenly a "Rage Heavy." No other class shares the same stigma except maybe pyro, but thats mostly reserved for W M1-ing. Even if I have been hoovy all game and get tired of getting killed and start playing the game, I still get called a "Rage Heavy."

Or you know, I am a rage heavy. It happens.













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