Recent reviews by footlawn

love the game itself. season pass 1, very good investment for 4 very good, fun dlc's, however short, with alot of great and fun, goofy weapons. do not love the monetization of season pass 2, however. randy can lick the sweaty underside of my nuts if he wants my $40 cad for that ♥♥♥♥. (update; i paid it. ♥♥♥♥ you randy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.)
If I could give this game a neutral review, I would. same review as every other one on here. Story sucks, gameplay great, many guns, lots to do. greedy devs. almost everything feels like you're shooting at it with nerf darts on mayhem 10/11, save like 30 guns, and even then you're pushing it if you don't have the right anointments on it. mayhem levels, as good as they are, need to be looked back upon because I really, really want to use guns other than the monarch and the backburner.

update may 2022
this game seems like it's kinda been put on a backburner(lol), which is really sad because the engine is amazing, aside from the poor optimization, and it feels like a pretty incomplete game given the minimal content we received with the 'vault cards'. I still love this game, this series, and i think the most endearing part of this game's prequels are the playable vault hunters, which are all lovable and super unique in crazy ways, save Axton. This game still feels like it's missing that part, even though fl4k is a super cool, strong vault hunter, he just... isn't as cool as zer0, or krieg, or even the other sirens. moze is fun, but super boring, zane has the same problem axton had, and amara.... I don't really have anything to say about amara. anyways i guess what im trying to say is that this game desperately needs new vault hunters, and it is beyond upsetting that we probably wont be getting any at this point, given that gearbox has even said in the past that they wouldn't be putting out any new vault hunters for BL3.

NOW REMASTER BORDERLANDS 2 PLEASE

XOXO

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