Whenever he walks into a room, it's this Jesus Christ superstar moment.
I like the look in his eyes when you call Obama a gay-loving elitist Muslim.
This one time he won a staring contest with the Sun. And then he saved someone from being hit by a large sack of female testicles. WHAT A HERO!

So... umm this is your neighbour. im glad to help you out, but im gonna need that lawn mower back if you could, ive seen it just sitting in your garage. would be a big help, i could really use it right about now. anyway would love to hear from you -greg. need that lawn mower back

More like, Should have gone to specsavers

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+rep bullying is good

After a good game in CSGO, i added him because he like like a cool guy.
We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends.
Lots of banter, lots of great CSGO and most importantly true friendship.


I invited him to my house for a CSGO party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.


When he arrived at my house,
he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Do not trust this guy