Wavy_Buster
Chris   Queensland, Australia
 
 
:doubleaxe:General Introduction:doubleaxe:

G'day to all. My name's Chris, and if you haven't figured out by my earlier introduction already , I'm an Aussie. I'm a rather friendly and great person if you've been friends with me for a while. I DO use rather strong language so please be wary of me when your parents are around.

I'm usually online on Steam every day, most of the time I'll be away, but who cares? You'll most likely see me playing on weekends.

Before you click that "Add Friend" button, ask yourself
:lionsden: Have we met before?
:lionsden: What did you add me for?
:lionsden: Do you have a trade ban?
:lionsden: Do you have a private profile?

If you are unable to answer even one of those questions above, kindly ♥♥♥♥ off my profile and go bother someone else. You get to save yourself some time, and I get to game uninterrupted. don:insfist:

Do add me if :
-You're planning on selling your entire inventory
-You intend to negotiate with me
-We've been HAVING FUN on a server :balloon:

What else ... what elsee....

Oh .. and I love tacos and my browski Zoro (Jason):8bitheart:#NoHomoJustBromance

:A::Y::Y:

Well.. thats all for now.
And have a good day !:steamhappy:
Currently Offline
Mainly what I call the "hub" of my profile .
G'day all. What made you step inside my little humble profile box ? If your not one of those guys mentioned above , I'll give you a warm welcome nevertheless.

:emturret:Main "Hub":emturret:
"Hi, just wondering if you have any spare items you can donate me. Pleasee ? I really need it .:(" God, kiddos sure love doing that, give me some of this rubbish and I'll get you a free block.

Anyways, back to topic . I'm just a normal gamer who just can't seem to play solo ... after all we all are communal animals and we do need friends to live. I enjoy trading, hanging out with friends or just messin' about whenever I'm on Steam. I swear a lot so please watch out for me when your parents come around. Wait. What? You added me for trading ? That must wait, if you can't, just go to the "Items Up For Trade" Box, it contains everything you'll ever need to ask. Yikes, I went off topic again , let's ignore that rant and continue. I personally hate scammers, phishers, copycats, killjoys and :steamsalty: saltshakers. People like that, please get the ♥♥♥♥ out of my profile. Due to the fact that my friend list is limited, I typically remove friends once in a while, if you happen to get removed off my friends list, please don't take it personally.

When I'm
Online : I'm available to talk.
Away : Delayed reply.
Busy : Jeez, ♥♥♥♥ off and bother someone will you?
Looking to play : Need someone to play with :( I'll die of boredom if I play solo.
Looking to trade : A status that is rarely used.
Offline : If you need me to explain that, you probably won't be here anyways.

Additional Stuff I Need You To Know.

"A trade is a trade, any trade that has been completed with me will not be revoked and there will be no refund "
1. Don't say something like "broh it saays ur a scamir. r u scamin me!" When you get high up in trading nearly everyone has a volvo scammer tag from angry little kids going by Mann Co. Prices and reporting them or idiots being angry at my offers, and Steam doesn't check to see if I did scam then. They just accept the report.

2. If I'm in a bad mood, I'm going to correct you on your grammar. If I'm in a good mood, I'm going to correct you on your grammar. If I'm in a "mhreah" mood, I will be using bad grammar and if you wish to, you can join me and speak no good grammar to .

3. I have no problem with a good old dank meme.

4. I don't like most Australiums. Sometimes they just look like a gun that was up a pony's butt

5. I use to hate collector's items. Now I kinda half-accept them, but market for them seems silly because they're collector's items. Made to be used by someone who likes an item a lot

6. Unusuals are awesome. Not for the price, but awesome. Ya dwag?

7. I don't want your Gun Monkeys and Dead Island:Epidemic ya little skunts ;)

8. I skipped 2 and you didn't notice

9. You're not confused because I did not skip 2

10. Your obviously laughing right now.

11. I'm Steam level 420 so I #rekt420noscope most peeps

12. I collect ducks cuz I'm a lil nurd

13. um

14. Bye

:2016roasted:Requirements To Be On My Friend List:2016roasted:

For ♥♥♥♥'s sake just stay active k ? What is my meaning of "active" ? That means talk or play with me. Only limited to non-buddies. Or what's the point of keeping you as a friend ? I'm not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ friend collector.
-Lemme summarize that rant for you, stay active and you'll be fine.

What Makes Me Unfriend You ?
- You are offline for more than two months . Again, buddies not included.
- Your generally annoying.
- Phising/Scamming <-- Most likely won't happen.
- You ALWAYS invite me to groups *♥♥♥♥'s sake. Stop that.
- You ALWAYS beg for free items.
*First time - Meh
*Second time - Nope
*Third time - You'd better watch me swear.

Mai Buddies And Their Respective Quotes
Best friends
Ohh... How could I forget them. One word , rank doesn't matter .

ChinaRocks : I'm not a funny guy anymore *sobs*(You will always be ;) )
HatE : just wear gibus and you wil be fine
Social Knife Bot : Playin' with Balisongs while eating tacos.
ZORO |~Buster : Shes in another castle isnt she?"-Mario 1998 <- My browski
god bless you : The prettiest grenade on Earth .
Diffrential Calculus : war does not determine who is right, but who is left
Go$u : It's Go-Soo, Not Gaw-Su
.♥♥♥♥♥ : RUN !! Davy Jones got meh !!!
AdamComputerGames : The guy who always says "Ok."
pokeuback11 : Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Best M8 ever.


:8bitheart:My browski Jason #NoHomoJustBromance

Care to play some Pong ?


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Time for some interactive games :3
Items Up For Trade
2,841
Items Owned
512
Trades Made
223
Market Transactions
Oh, so you've added me for trading. Above items are to be sold, if you're interested in anything feel free to message me.
Recent Activity
2,745 hrs on record
last played on May 19
70 hrs on record
last played on Mar 8
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last played on Feb 15
Spikeanator Aug 8, 2021 @ 9:03am 
I hate Australians
Jaxz Apr 28, 2020 @ 7:43pm 
+rep
Hobo Crack Rat Jun 29, 2019 @ 3:03am 
smoke grass, eat ass, and dance to hardbass
glutendog Jun 6, 2019 @ 1:46am 
+rep very welcoming and nice trader!
ARIK1100 Jun 3, 2019 @ 9:00am 
+Rep, very nice, honest and friendly trader.