Recent reviews by John F Kennedy Jr. Jr.

Next gen update adds nothing substantial and broke every mod. I get no enjoyment from the base game. It's not a good RPG and as shooters go, it's just alright. You're better off going to New Vegas for your "Fallout Fix" until most of the mods that make this game worth touching in 2024 are fixed.

It's very fun and there's a lot of content to enjoy. Though the boss fights are a drag, but they're also pretty short so it's not so bad. Most egregiously however is the price. I wanted to defend it before it came out, but after having played it, I don't think there's enough here to warrant a full triple-A price tag, let alone the extra cost for pre-ordering or any current or future DLC.
Unless you have an unhealthy obsession with Sonic or solid 2D platformers like me, you should wait till it goes on sale or for the price to drop before you get it.

Yeah it's alright.

This is a very short and sweet experience. Made me want to hug my cat more than usual.

It's a really fun and unique take on a platform fighter. It definitely takes inspiration from Smash Bros but it does enough differently on its own that both could very well co-exist. It focuses a lot on team work which I think is interesting, and it does it really well. The biggest issue I think is the battle pass system, which I've never personally been a fan of. It's all cosmetic so it doesn't matter that much in the end, but it still feels somewhat predatory. In addition to this, you buy new fighters with coins, but different fighters cost differing amounts of coins, which I find really odd.

This game is a fun little idle time waster. It also serves the purpose of exposing the many flaws of capitalism in not so subtle ways. I'd recommend it to anyone who considers themselves a fan of capitalism and socialists such as myself alike. As capitalists will like it for obvious reasons, while people such as myself with enjoy the parody that it is.
9/11

An absolute must have for anyone who calls themselves a fan of first person shooters.

Improves upon the first one in every way

It's portal. Just buy it and play it why have you not yet?

If I had a wife, I would let this game ♥♥♥♥ my wife, and I'm not even a cuck. I'd simply let it happen out of respect. I'd expect the same from anyone with 3000+ hours.
On a serious note, it's a real shame that this game doesn't get the love and attention it deserves from the company that made it. I'm well aware there's a plethora of reasons for why that's the case, but I don't really care. I just want it to come back. And then, full of vigor and life once again, it can ♥♥♥♥ my wife.