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117.5 hrs on record (116.2 hrs at review time)
move my silly little drugs to get my silly little decorations for the trap <3
Posted November 24, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
73.8 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
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BING CHILLIN
Posted January 10, 2022.
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46.5 hrs on record (37.2 hrs at review time)
pretty spoopy
Posted June 29, 2019.
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239.8 hrs on record (123.5 hrs at review time)
Hat & Salt simulation 20/10
Posted November 22, 2017.
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7 people found this review helpful
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1.2 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth
I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
If you wanna reach those kids on the street
Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat
I gave my sermon an urban kick
My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
That's cause Jesus Christ is my ♥♥♥♥♥


Oooooooo


He's a life-changer, miracle-arranger
Born to the virgin mom in a manger
Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger
And he died for your sins
I preach the word, that's my gig
And I rhyme better than Notorious BIG
Other emcees, I wish them well
But if you live in sin, you burn in hell
Now I'ma pass the mic to my lovely wife
She's a fly emcee and the light of my life
So to bust a rhyme without further ado
Take it away, Mary Sue!

Jesus Christ is my ♥♥♥♥♥
He's the son of the original G
And he was sent to Earth to elucidate the way that we should be
(What?)
Like if another MC says
"You're a freak!
You're a lame-butt rapper
And your rhymes are weak!"
I don't get mad and I don't critique
I forgive him, and turn the other cheek
I don't blaspheme and I don't brag
I don't cuss, and my pants don't sag
I do exude a little Christian swag
And I'm proud to be an American!

Jesus Christ is our ♥♥♥♥♥
Let his light shine through ya!
Let his love pop a cap in your butt and say HALLELUJAH!

Jesus Christ is my ♥♥♥♥♥
He's a homie MC JC UC?
He's an honest, caring, peace-loving ♥♥♥♥♥
Like me
If you do drugs and think you're cool
You need to come to Sunday school!
Put those drugs in the garbage can
Stand up tall, you're a Christian man!


Word up!

Hit me!
Posted March 20, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
26.8 hrs on record (21.5 hrs at review time)
The game was truly amazing! The soundtrack, the characters, everything! Just stay away from the fandom. They're no Bueno.
Posted December 14, 2015.
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