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6 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
I recommend not buying Kerbal Space Program or any game made by Take2.

With the recent Incident with Mark Zuckerberg you'd think that companies would realise that we don't want our personal information taken and potentially given out to the highest bidder(s). What makes this even worse is that they added this to the EULA on January 22, 2018.

This is unacceptable and we should, as a whole, stop allowing companies to do things like this.

Part of the new EULA for Kerbal Space Program:

"By installing and using the Software, you consent to the information collection and usage terms set forth in this section and Licensor's Privacy Policy, including (where applicable) (i) the transfer of any personal information and other information to Licensor, its affiliates, vendors, and business partners, and to certain other third parties, such as governmental authorities, in the U.S. and other countries located outside Europe or your home country, including countries that may have lower standards of privacy protection; (ii) the public display of your data, such as identification of your user-created content or displaying your scores, ranking, achievements, and other gameplay data on websites and other platforms; (iii) the sharing of your gameplay data with hardware manufacturers, platform hosts, and Licensor's marketing partners; and (iv) other uses and disclosures of your personal information or other information as specified in the above-referenced Privacy Policy, as amended from time to time. If you do not want your information used or shared in this manner, then you should not use the Software."

and

"The information we collect may include personal information such as your first and/or last name, e-mail address, phone number, photo, mailing address, geolocation, or payment information. In addition, we may collect your age, gender, date of birth, zip code, hardware configuration, console ID, software products played, survey data, purchases, IP address and the systems you have played on. We may combine the information with your personal information and across other computers or devices that you may use."

Kerbal Space Program looks like it is an interesting game, but with the added spyware I will never instal this game and I am glad I didn’t pay full price for this, I got it as part of the 2018 May Humble Monthly Subscription.
Posted April 24, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
5.0 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
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☐ Kids
☐ Everyone
☑ Casual players
☑ Pro players

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☐ Potato
☐ Really bad
☐ Bad
☑ OK
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

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☐ Full price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Average
☐ Refund it if you can
☐ Don't do it
☑ Free

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☐ 90' PC
☑ Minimum
☐ Medium
☐ Fast
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

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☑ You just need 2 arms
☐ Ez
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Hard (first few hours)
☐ Almost impossible!


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☐ Really short ( 0 - 2 hours)
☐ Short ( 2 - 8 hours)
☐ Few hours ( 8 - 12 hours)
☐ Long ( 12+ hours)
☑ Endless

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☑ It doesn't have
☐ Still better than Twilight
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Fantastic

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☐ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ Bugs destroying the game
☐ Lot of bugs (But it sometimes makes the game even more fun!)
☐ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☑ Nothing

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☑ Singleplayer
☐ Multiplayer
☑ Has nude mod
Posted February 14, 2018. Last edited February 14, 2018.
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34 people found this review helpful
19 people found this review funny
174.3 hrs on record (77.4 hrs at review time)
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☑ 100 hours of life wasted in a clicker game

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☑ Kids
☑ Everyone
☑ Casual players
☑ Pro players

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☐ Potato
☐ Really bad
☑ Bad
☐ OK
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

===[]===
☐ Full price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Average
☐ Refund it if you can
☐ Don't do it
☑ Free

===[]===
☑ 90's PC
☑ Minimum
☐ Medium
☐ Fast
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

===[]===
☑ You just need 2 arms
☐ Ez
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Hard (first few hours)
☐ Dark Souls

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☐ Really short ( 0 - 2 hours)
☐ Short ( 2 - 8 hours)
☐ Few hours ( 8 - 12 hours)
☐ Long ( 12+ hours)
☑ Endless

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☑ It doesn't have
☐ Still better than Twilight
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Fantastic

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☐ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ Bugs destroying the game
☐ Lot of bugs
☐ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☑ Nothing

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☑ Singleplayer
☐ Multiplayer
☐ Has nude mod
Posted February 14, 2018. Last edited November 26, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.7 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
I wanted to be a 6 year old murderer but the minimum age is 16.

0/10
Posted October 13, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
5.7 hrs on record
I first discovered this game on Game Jolt [gamejolt.com] almost two years ago at the time of writing this review. I downloaded the demo and started playing, about 45 minutes or so later I had finished the demo. The demo was great but I had soon forgotten ablout Fran Bow until I found it on Steam. I bought it on a small suspicion that it was a game I had played years ago, which it just so happened to be.

Story time's over, now to the real stuff.

Fran Bow is a game where you play as Fran, a girl living within her own nightmares. She is struggling with a mental disorder and an unfair destiny. If you like psychological horror games packed to the brim ( of the dead man's hat) with story then this game is perfect for you.
Posted August 3, 2017. Last edited August 3, 2017.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
34.9 hrs on record (25.0 hrs at review time)
Whether you want to play a quick game by yourself or a few (dozen) games with your friends this game is perfect. It will keep you on your toes with fast paced first/thirdperson Teamdeathmatch, Conquest, Capture the Flag, Space Battles and much more. with over 25 maps and 3 factions with plenty of units to play as there is always a way for everyone to play how they want. There is even the added bonus of playing as one of over 33 heroes or villains, which include Luke Skywalker, Yoda, Darth Vader, General Grievous, Darth Maul, Han Solo, and many more.

This game is so good I bought it three times, once for each platform just so I could play it with all of my friends.
Posted November 24, 2016. Last edited August 3, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
18.2 hrs on record (16.5 hrs at review time)
First thing everyone does in this game is get the hat for TF2.
Second uninstall the game.
Third reinstall the game and realise how fun it is.
Posted May 19, 2015.
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6 people found this review helpful
3.3 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
I both recommend and not recommend this program.

This program is great for seeing what your computer can do but if you're not careful you could
overclock you're computer too much and have it self-destruct or melt. If you're not careful with the values you're changing you could be in big trouble.

If taking the risk to make your computer run faster or even slower, if you wanted to, sounds good to you then this program is for you.
Posted May 7, 2015. Last edited August 18, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
33.5 hrs on record (32.4 hrs at review time)
The Binding of Isaac is a great game to spend a few minutes or even hours playing.

The game is about a boy who's mom is overly religious When God asks her to lock her son away and take all his things away, even clothes, she is more than happy to do as instructed. God then says Isaac is still "corrupted" and tells Mom to kill Isaac, which she goes to do without a second thought. Isaac, in desperation searches his room for a way out and finds a trap door under a rug which he flings open and jumps in just as Mom lunges into Isacc's room with a knife.

In the basement is where the game takes place. Isaac has to fight through countless monsters with only his tears. The goal is to get out of the basement but that is where all of the monsters come in making Isaac's world a living hell, by cornering him and killing him.

The game is procedurally generated, permadeath and is really quite fun and challenging. There are plenty of items to enhance Isaac's powers. One can make a deal with the Devil or meet Krampus himself.
Posted May 7, 2015. Last edited August 3, 2017.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1.3 hrs on record
This game is perfect when you"re waiting for a game to download or if you're bored. I think this is one of the best time wasters I have played (other than TF2).

In this game you are a person collecting sacks of cash and avoiding traps to get the gold. There are powers and minibosses as well. The goal is to collect all of the sacks of cash.
Posted April 3, 2015. Last edited August 3, 2017.
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